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    Default Joke of the Day

    A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
    Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
    When Canada Post received the letter addressed to "God, Canada," they decided to send it to the Prime Minister.

    The PM was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
    The Prime Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
    The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read...

    Dear God:
    Thank you very much for sending the money.
    However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Ottawa, and, as usual, those idiots deducted $95.00 in taxes.



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    hahaha Nice and Simlple Great joke

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    hehehe
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    ahhahahaah
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    LOL,

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    u suck 944

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    lol...^^^

    *cough*no ride*cough*

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    It was a decent joke -- it's funny, merely because it's the truth. Damn taxes!! **shakes fist at sky**

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