Looking for pleasure-filled massage with hot RMT

[Idratherbsidewayz]

Originally posted by max_boost
A regular 1 hour massage is around $80.

Wouldn't the audit suspect why it cost $250? Or would you mark that as 3 massage sessions? haha

I don't think they actually care. I get $3000 for the year, to spend on whatever the hell I want as long as its under that Canadian Income thing.

Originally posted by J-hop


so you are claiming 60,000 of us are sad and pathetic?

not only is it pathetic but also think about how many other guys junk those hands have touched all day, it would be down right disgusting.

I think you need to get out more, enjoy all of life's vices! You think shes using other guys jizz as lube? No, she washes her hands/sanitizes.

If you've ever had a massage and popped pine, then you would know how great it would be if she just finished the job at the end of the massage. Maybe it's my European upbringing, but I don't see this as sad or pathetic.

I mention the 60,000 male users as a good resource not because they're sad and pathetic, but because they're MALE. I'm sure out of those 60,000 there are some that have enjoyed these kinds of vices and are aware of where to go. Get off your puritan high horse and live a little!!

[n1zm0]

i am almost CERTAIN this place is one of those places - the door to the right of the falafel place, for almost 3 years driving past there at different times of the day (short cut to my old place) this oriental 'massage' place in the corner always has these shady contractor looking guys that go in, once theyre in the lady locks the door and puts a sign on the front, one of those 'be back in 15 mins' signs, 20 mins later she unlocks the door and the guy comes out + her in a bathrobe. she owns a few beamers and dresses like a hooch on her off hours.

you will get to discover the truth and then let me know, i've always wanted to just accidently pop in and ask some bs question like 'is there a bank of montreal near here?' just to see what it looks like inside. me and the gf waiting for pizza or me going to the liquor store in the plaza have always believed thats what it is with all the locked doors and shit.

[Tik-Tok]

^^^

That's the worst donair place in the city by the way, so if you go for a happy message, don't bother eating there afterwards.

[J-hop]

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[max_boost]

Xscape on 16th.

Please report back with your findings.

http://www.yellowpages.ca/bus/Albert...h/6698492.html

[max_boost]

FWIW,

Ya if you go to a hotel to get a massage, it'll be $200+.

As for happy endings, it's about TRUST man. It's so easy for you to rat out the RMT and get her in shit. She has what? $100-200 to gain but a reputation to be ruined? Plus she doesn't know you. So I'm just saying, if you were a regular and totally cool with her, then maybe she might do it. Slippery slope ya know. hahaha

[gretz]

Originally posted by J-hop


so you are claiming 60,000 of us are sad and pathetic?


not only is it pathetic but also think about how many other guys junk those hands have touched all day, it would be down right disgusting.

lol... "I AM NOT SAD OR PATHETIC BUD"...

Why would you think about other guy's junk when a girl is pulling your hammer? Nevermind, I think it answers itself lol...

If you went around thinking about "how many hands have touched W.H.Y...", you likely wouldn't leave your house.

Next time you are at the mall, use the bathroom, touch a doorknob, sit on a toilet seat, stand in a shower, touch a handrail.... etc, do you think about where those peoples hands have been?

You need to live a little

[Idratherbsidewayz]

Originally posted by J-hop
hahaha, live a little...what a joke, that is your idea of getting a thrill out of life? that in itself is sad and pathetic, I take it you don't have a lady friend to go home to every night? why would I pay for it when you can get it for free?

I guess monogamy is the only way eh? I'm currently seeing a girl, but its mostly about sex (She's 31, at the peak of women's sex drive). Therefore I wouldn't feel bad getting an HJ from a stranger on company dime.

Originally posted by max_boost
Xscape on 16th.

Please report back with your findings.

http://www.yellowpages.ca/bus/Albert...h/6698492.html

Deal.

Originally posted by max_boost
FWIW,

Ya if you go to a hotel to get a massage, it'll be $200+.

As for happy endings, it's about TRUST man. It's so easy for you to rat out the RMT and get her in shit. She has what? $100-200 to gain but a reputation to be ruined? Plus she doesn't know you. So I'm just saying, if you were a regular and totally cool with her, then maybe she might do it. Slippery slope ya know. hahaha

Of course, just need to find some that have done it before and are down. Definitely didn't expect the full rub and tug treatment up front.

[turbotrip]

Originally posted by max_boost
Xscape on 16th.

indeed

[JMaj7]

In before "friend going to jail for touching rmt" thread.

Jk

Can't wait for the follow up

[SOAB]

Anyone that thinks the sex they get from their "lady" is free is delusional.

you may not pay up front in cold hard cash, but you do pay, one way or another.

at least this way, there shouldn't be any drama to deal with after the fact.

[FraserB]

Originally posted by max_boost
A regular 1 hour massage is around $80.

Wouldn't the audit suspect why it cost $250? Or would you mark that as 3 massage sessions? haha

It would only be 2 massages. So if you can find it for $160-$180 you're golden.

[T-Dubbs]

Originally posted by SOAB
Anyone that thinks the sex they get from their "lady" is free is delusional.

you may not pay up front in cold hard cash, but you do pay, one way or another.

at least this way, there shouldn't be any drama to deal with after the fact.

you have no idea what his situation is

[SOAB]

Originally posted by T-Dubbs

you have no idea what his situation is

you're right, i don't. and i don't care. either way, what i say is true.

i'm not evening judging the OP on what he wants to do. to me, prostitution should just be legalized anyway.

but just because i go home to my wife/girlfriend and get laid doesn't mean it was free and clear. dates cost money, gifts cost money. time courting them might as well = money.

get a prostitute, get what you want, pay and leave. nothing wrong with that in my eyes.

[J-hop]

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[ExtraSlow]

I know my insurance company has a maximum per hour of massage time. So if you submit a $200 bill for 60 mins of massage, it'll only get partly paid. Although with my plan, I can use my HCSA to pay the rest . . .

I actually think it's going to be pretty tough to find an RMT that does happy endings. If you do find one, let me know, some years I have extra left at the end of the year . . .

[max_boost]

Tomco would like this one just for the name.

OP, it is your duty to report back with your findings.

http://www.cleopatramassage.com/home.htm

SOAB, I can't say I disagree with you. It's business, exchange of $$$ for services performed lol

[kvg]

Why are people hating so much? He is being honest and looking to find a "service provider".

[SOAB]

Originally posted by J-hop


you have an absolutely horrible outlook on relationships dude, i've been with my girl for 5 years now. I've never had to pay for sex once in that 5 years, if you think taking a girl out is chore and drain on your bank account you are either poor as hell or a miserable human being. Sure what you say is "true" but only true to you because you have a twisted outlook on reality

I'm one of those guys that has a good sense of morals and high quality control. I'd rather court a classy self respecting girl for a month to get sex than walk into a dirty dungy establishment and pay $250 to have some classless broad give me a rub and tug so I can forget how pathetic my life is hahaha.

whats funny is i'm married with 1 child.

been with my wife for over 13 years. now what does my statement mean?

it means i know the difference between sex and love.

would i go and get a rub'n'tug? no, because i'm married.

would i get one if i was single and not interested in having a relationship? damn straight i would. i wouldn't stick my dick in a prostitute but i would get a HJ or BJ from one.

[calgary403]

Originally posted by max_boost
Tomco would like this one just for the name.

OP, it is your duty to report back with your findings.

http://www.cleopatramassage.com/home.htm

SOAB, I can't say I disagree with you. It's business, exchange of $$$ for services performed lol

You are pretty active in this thread. I think we found your vice