UPDATE:
I was driving home from a bad day at work today, quite grumpy...
(and this is HEAVILY paraphrased)
*RING!* (tap bluetooth headset) "Y'eeeello?"
"Hi, this is Constable Policy McOfficer with the Calgary Police Service. Is this Mr Vagabond 142? (real name withheld XD)"
"Ummm... yes?"
"This is a courtesy call to let you know that we have a suspect in custody for an unrelated matter that matches the description in your case, as well as his car matching the description you gave."
"REALLY??!?!?!!?" (I pull off into Deerfoot Meadows here and park so I can focus on the call)
"Yes. He was alledgedly involved in a hit and run accident while street racing, allegedly hitting a parked Porsche Cayenne Turbo and fleeing the scene in front of witnesses. At this time, he is a person of interest in relation to your case, and a named suspect. We will keep you informed of any developments. Do you have any questions?"
Long story long, it sounds like they have the bastard in custody, his car is nearly a write off, and they are pursuing an investigation using the video evidence, my statement, and the notes from the officers attending the scene.
Here's hoping they nail it to him so I can stand up in court, point, and do a Nelson "HAW HAW!" at him.
I jsut want to reiterate, it was awesome seeing the support back in January from the forums... not to be too un-geeky, I mean I do have a reputation to uphold, but seriously, from the depths of my soul: thank you