So I called today to inquire about renting the ice. The only thing they have is something called the "Big League Experience". It's two 40-minute halves, with all the effects of a real game (Lights, announcements, scorekeepers, the whole game on the jumbo-tron). It sounds like a really wicked time.
The downside?
It costs $5000.
If any beyond ballers would like to sponsor our prohockey fantasy game, step right up, otherwise that is way too rich for my blood.