Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[The_Rural_Juror]

The staff at Manuel L. across the street.

[ExtraSlow]

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Someone decided to barricade our alley with nailed boards in the night for some reason. Poured water all over them to freeze them into the ground too. With 2 whole houses on this alley I’m not sure how they thought this was going to work out well.

that is cray cray. Is that more of a 311 or a 264-1234 call?

[killramos]

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that is cray cray. Is that more of a 311 or a 264-1234 call?

Apparently if I know who did it, it’s police or bylaw. But because I didn’t witness it it’s a 311 call to clear lane way.

[Tik-Tok]

Homemade speed bump? I know I wish my alley had some (real ones, not this hilarious attempt)

[killramos]

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Homemade speed bump? I know I wish my alley had some (real ones, not this hilarious attempt)

Hard to see. But the vertical nails sticking out are a problem lol

[bjstare]

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Hard to see. But the vertical nails sticking out are a problem lol

If the goal is to slow cars down, I’m gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you here.

[Tik-Tok]

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Hard to see. But the vertical nails sticking out are a problem lol

In that case, I would say someone is prepping for a gang raid on a house, and don't want the people escaping.

[The_Rural_Juror]

What did the only other neighbour say about this? Or is he dead already?

[killramos]

Texted them and no answer

[The_Rural_Juror]

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Texted them and no answer

That's good news that you are not the target. Carry on.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Bank machines with the cheque recognition scanners. These worked flawlessly for their first six months. Now they are useless shit.
"Bwaahh! Make sure there's no folds!!" So I magically don't fold the cheques and treat them like a fucking Gretzky Rookie Card on the way to the bank. Piece of shit still can't read it and it spits the cheque back out at you more mangled with folds and mysterious black stains than if you crumpled it in a puddle.
Back in the machine. Fail again.
Then, always works on the third time. So, so fucking convenient!

[ercchry]

People that go to banks to perform tasks that could be done from their phones

[The_Rural_Juror]

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People that go to banks to perform tasks that could be done from their phones

Like deposit cheques? Nah. People are allowed to be old people.

[SKR]

Job postings that say things like "must have 2-5 years of experience in this exact role". I want to ask them, why are you guys so fuckin awesome that someone would make a lateral move to you? And if you're so awesome why are you looking for someone? What happened to the last guy?

[killramos]

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why are you guys so fuckin awesome that someone would make a lateral move to you?
And if you're so awesome why are you looking for someone?
What happened to the last guy?

1) We pay
2) We are awesome enough to have money
3) He had your attitude

[JRSC00LUDE]

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I continue to have peeves. Today, the fact that of the 3 methods of making coffee at my companys shop location, none produce decent coffee. I mean, I brought my hand-grinder and filters to my downtown office, but I can't really just bring that everywhere. Or can I? Fucks sake.

I have always imagined you fancy but not THIS fancy.

I am impressed.

[D'z Nutz]

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I have always imagined you fancy but not THIS fancy.

I am impressed.

ExtraSlow even made a t-shirt advertising how fancy his coffee is. And by made, I mean he spilled his hand ground drink on it.

[ExtraSlow]

ExtraSlow need one of two things. 1) fresh ground beans or 2) cream and sugar.
Can't do the stale horseshit beans and drink it black. And for caloric reasons I choose black coffee.

I can drink and cheap beans, as long as they are freshly ground.

[killramos]

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ExtraSlow need one of two things. 1) fresh ground beans or 2) cream and sugar.
Can't do the stale horseshit beans and drink it black. And for caloric reasons I choose black coffee.

I can drink and cheap beans, as long as they are freshly ground.

Stop being an elitist and just drink a double double and get fat

[The_Rural_Juror]

Look at the primadonna in cubicle 5.