Why Did I Get Fired - Inspired By Maxt
Spinning off the Costco thread, why did you get fired? I'll start:
Shortly after high school I bullshitted my way into a job as the maintenance guy at a small local hotel in my hometown which was laughable because I could barely fix a sandwich! Thankfully I had a phone in my "shop" space (this was before cellphones essentially) so I could phone my Dad in the middle of my shift and ask him how to fix things. I lasted about a month before they figured out I didn't know anything and TBH I'm surprised it took that long.
"Masked Bandit is a gateway drug for frugal spending." - Unknown303