my review of "jimmy dean's"

**finboy** · 03-13-2004, 04:03 AM

WHAT A SHIT HOLE

me, illeagle, and another buddy stopped in there for someones birthday. i'd never heard of the place before, so i went in with a somewhat open mind.

first thing i see when i get in, 3 fat chicks (REALLY fat) in clothes that weren't quite big enough dancing around on the stage. if that wasn't enough of a burning image in my mind, there were SEVERAL other big girls dancing EVERYWHERE. atleast 80% had a gut hanging over the pants, the other 20% were all chain smoking

once you get over the small percentage of girls, you get to the shitty music. at first there was some decent electronic music (had to close my eyes to avoid the jiggling rolls of fat that were displayed everywhere) but then after about 15 minutes it went back to another top 40 selection.

in closing, this is where i pictured all of the dropouts from my highschool going to hang out, and i'm probably right. go to this bar if you have really low expectations or like fat chicks.

glad i only go to bars every 6 months.

**Importz** · 03-13-2004, 04:25 AM

lol

**Ben** · 03-13-2004, 05:06 AM

haha, aw fuck, thats rough! I feel sorry for ya man! I generally only go to Pubs.

**Weapon_R** · 03-13-2004, 05:09 AM

It's a nasty ass place! It's like the graduated level for the people who aren't into the Back Alley

**itsnotaDUB** · 03-13-2004, 08:46 AM

i think its worse than the alley by far......

**finboy** · 03-13-2004, 02:00 PM

i believe most of them will become forest lawn cougers

**illeagle** · 03-13-2004, 02:12 PM

Yah, that place licked pouch... There were even grandma cougers cruizing around in there!

**van** · 03-13-2004, 09:49 PM

grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss hahaha

**finboy** · 03-13-2004, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by illeagle
Yah, that place licked pouch... There were even grandma cougers cruizing around in there!

sir, it licked a little more than pouch, it licked taint, or the fuzzy fun-bridge if you will

**Inthered** · 03-14-2004, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by illeagle
Yah, that place licked pouch... There were even grandma cougers cruizing around in there!

dude, they're called silverbacks when they're older than a cougar.

**EnRich** · 03-14-2004, 01:33 AM

I've been there once... That place should be called Slut's R Us.... God it was dirty in there....

Rich

**sexualbanana** · 03-14-2004, 04:32 AM

Originally posted by finboy
WHAT A SHIT HOLE

me, illeagle, and another buddy stopped in there for someones birthday. i'd never heard of the place before, so i went in with a somewhat open mind.

first thing i see when i get in, 3 fat chicks (REALLY fat) in clothes that weren't quite big enough dancing around on the stage. if that wasn't enough of a burning image in my mind, there were SEVERAL other big girls dancing EVERYWHERE. atleast 80% had a gut hanging over the pants, the other 20% were all chain smoking

once you get over the small percentage of girls, you get to the shitty music. at first there was some decent electronic music (had to close my eyes to avoid the jiggling rolls of fat that were displayed everywhere) but then after about 15 minutes it went back to another top 40 selection.

in closing, this is where i pictured all of the dropouts from my highschool going to hang out, and i'm probably right. go to this bar if you have really low expectations or like fat chicks.

glad i only go to bars every 6 months.

The first and only time I've been there was sometime last winter and it fucking blew. There was one fat chick who looked like she made her dress out of some shower curtains. I thought she looked more like a couch personally.

In retrospect, I really should have avoided that place at all costs.

**EK 2.0** · 03-14-2004, 09:04 AM

Guys, you should have all known this going in...

The Bar is named after a guy in the U.S. who makes SAUSAGES...

**Wrath** · 08-22-2004, 04:34 PM

You suck

**Wrath** · 08-22-2004, 04:35 PM

edit

**illeagle** · 08-22-2004, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by Wrath
You suck

BAN HIM!!!!!!!!!!

**SpeedStar** · 08-22-2004, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by Wrath
You suck

Must like Jimmy's?

**Skylinelover** · 08-22-2004, 11:35 PM

^^ He is the owner and all the fat chicks are his kids.

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