Random joke

[Ferio_vti]

Hairy guy goes in to see an optometrist. The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."

The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

[Ben]

haha

[infamous]

alright here's a good one!

"Doctor, won't you please kiss me," says the patient.
"No. You're a very beautiful wonam, but it's against my code of ethics," replies her doctor.
"Please, just one kiss," she pleads.
"Sorry," says the doctor. "It's totally out of the question. I shouldn't even be fucking you."