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    Default Honda Night Before Christmas

    Thought I'd share... got this from a different forum...

    The Honda Night Before X-mas...

    Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
    Was an 03' Cobra Coupe and no cops in sight,
    I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
    To beat this damn Cobra, even with it's big power,
    As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
    The Cobra erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
    Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
    These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
    Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
    But I know I'm in trouble when that Cobra gets traction,
    Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
    My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
    I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
    All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
    In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
    And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
    Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
    Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
    Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
    The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
    "You can't win them all," he says in fling,
    "You may not win any, in that silly thing",
    I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
    And did my trademark high-speed ricer fly-by.

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    That's the best thing I've read in a while
    I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm gonna git you high today. 'cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!

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    that's good stuff

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    haha funny
    http://www.sfu.ca/~joh/teg/fastlane.gif

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    Hahhaha I love the ending! Nice find Davan!

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    good times good times

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    thats great!


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    whoa, its like you followed me and retold exactly what happened.

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    bahaha so funny

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    Default Re: Honda Night Before Christmas

    Originally posted by Davan
    I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
    All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
    LOL!!
    That poem is awesome!!!!
    "All these years I thought it was power that brought responsibility. It's not. I was wrong. It's responsibility that brings power. It's knowing what needs to be done that brings strength. And courage." - Peter Parker, Earth X

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    haha, good stuff
    "Car Manufacturers give us a well engineered basic car but leave it's real development to us."

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