The Beyond Interview

[ga16i]

0% ED and full on Chairman Mao

Old Jenna Jameson or young Belladonna?

[slammedfc]

old jenna

beat it or bang a granny

[swak]

beat it.


Rather be a lifelong recreational athlete
or
young and compete internationally at the top of your game

[GS430]

Life long athlete.

Drive a convertible, top down, through a carwash once or take the bus for a year?

[slammedfc]

vert car wash.

convertiible or t-top?

[beyond_ban]

vert

Freemason or illuminati?

[revelations]

Illuminati


-10 and sunny or +5 and raining?

[swak]

-10 and sunny


Write a hard-ass exam
or
write a long fucking paper?

[jwslam]

Originally posted by swak
-10 and sunny


Write a hard-ass exam
or
write a long fucking paper?

Exam. Written many my day in engineering. Most of the time it's writing down almost anything that relates to the question without ever actually knowing how to answer it. Some profs I had gave marks just for writing a related equation and naming the variables appropriately.

Dress like a kid or dress like you're in grandpa's clothes?

[maxomilll]

Grandpa's clothes, there's 90 years of style in that closet.

Would you play Russian roulette with one other guy? - if you win you'll never have any monetary issues again.

[kvg]

No, I'll just keep working.

Watch all the twilight movies in a row in a theater full of young girls, or drink bleach and get your stomach pumped immediately?

[Critical]

Got to go with watching Twilight. I'll bleach my eyes after.

Turn into a midget or amputate a leg?

[GS430]

Originally posted by Critical
Got to go with watching Twilight. I'll bleach my eyes after.

Turn into a midget or amputate a leg?

Amputate so I could have a sweet robo-leg that can crush things.

No front teeth, or no eyebrows? (with no chance of getting either back)

[beyond_ban]

No eye brows, Charlie Villanueva pulls it off... plus i can tattoo new ones on.

Go to a business meeting and after being there for only 5 mins out of the 4 hour meeting would you rather shart where you can feel it and smell it faintly or have huge arm pit sweat stains while wearing a gray dress shirt?

[Disoblige]

^^ LOL. Huge armpit stains for sure. No way I'm shitting myself.


Be a super strong fat guy, or a scrawny skinny guy who can't put on any weight?

[statick]

Super strong fat guy

Assuming their age is the same, engage in sexual intercourse with your mum or your sister?

[Blue]

^ LOL

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by statick

Assuming their age is the same, engage in sexual intercourse with your mum or your sister?

And this concludes the Beyond interview..

[Tik-Tok]

Well, logically, if they're the same age, it can't be your biological sister... sooooo....

Back to normal topics...

iPhone 4s or iPhone 5

[swak]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
Well, logically, if they're the same age, it can't be your biological sister... sooooo....

Back to normal topics...

iPhone 4s or iPhone 5

Blackberry
Im getting pissed with the iphone 5 commercials on youtube though, so iphone 4. "The headphone jack is on the bottom!! "PSHHH" [simulate mind explosion]"



be way down yonder on the chatahoochee where its hotter than a hooche cooche

or

not.