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    Default Blind Kid Sorry He Masturbated

    http://bbspot.com/News/2002/06/blind.html

    The sinner's family could not be reached for comment, as they were probably too busy molesting each other.



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    And that's not all: Gould can expect the following additional punishments for his abominable act:

    40 lashes by the Heavenly Courts.
    Withered up sexual organs.
    Eternity in Hell with the Sodomites.
    Loss of feeling in his right hand.
    Sits in the special masturbator section of Church.
    Use of handicapped parking spaces.
    Excommunication.
    Death, instant and painful.

    And more!!

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    Too funny Adam: I'm, however, not going to ask where you got found this link... LOL!!

    Peter

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    Originally posted by Fluidic Digital


    Too funny Adam: I'm, however, not going to ask where you got found this link... LOL!!

    Peter

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    my girl has 20/20 vision so those claims are all false
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    God not only kills kittens!
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    holy link whore :P.....every single URL or image I post in IRC makes it to the forum via bol...whore I say....WHORE :P

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    hahahahahaha

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