Well today the battery in my watch (it's a Swatch, costing $500 and change) went dead, so my mom offered to get it replaced when she went out running errands. Turns out she forgot until she was on her way home, and ended up taking it to Wal-Mart to get it done. No biggie, right?
Wrong
The drooling chimpanzee behind the counter didn't have the right battery, so what he did was try to cram the wrong battery in, and chipped the backplate on my watch in several places!
If I ever see this fucker walking down the street, he's getting a lead pipe to the back of his soft head...
Why couldn't he have just said he didn't have the right battery?!?!?!?!