haha what a genius!!
You can still try Canadian Tire, there is one company that makes a bunch of generic parts but I can't recall ever seeing a power window thing (they are the guys with the red cardboard packaging.. there should be a big rack of their stuff, but the name escapes me)... worth a shot anyway. You could also try to find out the Honda OEM part number for the switches (assuming this is going into the Civic, anyway) and then trying Autozone again with that #.