JOKE: Can I Bite Your Tits?

[___2PaC___]

Hope no ones posted it before...

A guy walks on the street and sees a beautiful young women with the most perfect breast. He stops her and says "Would you let me bite your breast for $100 ?" The women insulted replies "I am not one of those women" and takes off.

He runs around the block to see her again and cannot resist asking her "Would you let me bite your breast for $1000 ?" Again she takes off all insulted.

He has to see her again, this time he says" Would you let me bite your breast for $10,000 ?" She thinks about it for a minute and says "follow me in this dark alley." There she opens her blouse and he starts caressing them, grabbing them, kissing them. He then puts his face between them. A bit annoyed she says "Aren't you going to bite my breast?"

And the guy says" Nope, too expensive."

[Ekliptix]

[James]

lol,

[EG STyLeZ]

hahaha!!

[___2PaC___]

That could be one of us in the future....lol

[aZnBlooD]

LOL

[hinggu]

HAHAHA.

[Maddie]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[bosa]

Haha,thats halarious!

[[GaGe]]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[air_mikey]

HAHAHHA reminds me of another joke

at this party, Dave goes up to his friends wife and says, "if i paid you $500 will you have sex with me?"
the wife thinks about it for a moment and says, "alrite, come over tomorrow during the day cuz thats when Jon goes to work."
so the next afternoon the guy comes over, they do it in the bedroom and sure enough he gives her $500.
later that evening her husband comes home. as he goes to sit down on the couch he asks, "did dave come by and drop off the $500 that i lent him this afternoon?"

[yakish]

Originally posted by civicLVR
Haha,thats halarious!

oh yeah hahahahahaha