So, basically... Ever since I got the CorvidsVax, my penis has been growing at an alarming rate. Everyone involved with the situation has been more than fine with it, but my jealous physician has advised that I go see a wiener doctor.
I've got what I suppose would be called the req that's literally from the specialist's office and the specialist's name is spelled two different ways on the same form. One way is correct and one is misspelled. I'm not the type of guy that can let this shit slide by. Clearly, I need to openly mock this doctor before or during the inspection & handling of my junk.
This is where Beyond.ca comes in. I need your help to come up with the best joke for this situation. There are no limits to what I'll say when the time comes, so nothing is off the table.
Here's some potential jokes to help lubricate your minds and get you to slide into this:
1.) Geez, I hope your hands are steadier than they were on the keyboard when you typed your own name wrong.
2.) I hope you're a decent doctor, because you're no cunning linguist.
3.) I heard the best Urologists really suck - at English, so I know I'm in good hands.
Beyond: your task is clear. Get to work.