Special Newfy Rum
lol....made me chuckle
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A Newfoundlander is strolling down the street in St John's and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Newfoundlander is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."
The Newfoundlander begins thinking, "Well, I really like white rum."Finally the Newf says, "I'd like to drink white rum whenever I want, so make me pee white rum." The Genie grants him his wish. When the Newfoundlander gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks and the glass and it's clear. Looks like whiterum.
Then he smells the liquid. Smells like white rum. So he takes a taste and it is the best white rum he has ever tasted. The Newfoundlander yells to his wife, "Maureen, Maureen, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Newfoundlander takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her "Drink up my dear, it's
white rum."
Maureen is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best white rum she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night. This goes on for the next few nights.
Finally Friday night comes and the Newfoundlander comes home and calls out to the wife, "Maureen grab one glass from the cupboard, we're going on the white rum tonight!! "
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
The Newfoundlander begins to pee in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Harry, why do we need only one glass?"
Harry raises the glass with a nod and a wink and says, "Because
tonight my duckie, you're drinking from the bottle."
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or Screech. lol
