So I was reading the operation manual for our fax machine at work when I came across this page.
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So I was reading the operation manual for our fax machine at work when I came across this page.
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Holy shit that's ridiculous........but I'm ashamed to say that I work with people that would honestly be totally f'd without that page.
Originally posted by SJW
Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
Originally posted by snowcat
Don't let the e-thugs and faggots get to you when they quote your posts and write stupid shit.^^ Fact CheckedOriginally posted by JRSC00LUDE
I say stupid shit all the time.
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Caller IQ feature???
"The caller on the other end is a fucking retard..would you like to continue this call?"
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this shit is deff. jay leno worthy
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
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Originally posted by nismodrifter
Caller IQ feature???
"The caller on the other end is a fucking retard..would you like to continue this call?"
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nice find!
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Common sense is not that common
Do you understand the words that are coming out of your mouth?
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People are stupid, period.I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries, it's a long walk.
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that's hilarious
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Wow. Just wow.
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what model is that a manual for? i want to download that PDF
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no wouldnt that just be a never ending circle of how to read instructions?
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im ashamed to say i am the same species as whoever would need that, lol
Originally posted by rage2
You don't get to see the girls. You literally stick your cock in a hole and fuck the hole with 10 guys watching.
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^btw ...you have a powderpuff girl for an avatar, bigwill.
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hahah there are so many things like that
not sure of the exact messages but it something like
airplane peanuts - "1. Open 2. Eat 3. Thow bag out"
frozen food - "Eating suggestions: Microwave"
some car manual - "Do not switch into reverse when driving"
some fragile thing - "Do not turn upside down" (this was on the bottom of the box)
and tahts all i can remember, i got some newsletter that had alot of these when i went to terry fox
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The manual for my Nikon takes great care to remind me not to poke myself in the eye while adjusting my diopter. I shit you not, it actually says not to poke yourself in the eye.
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almost as funny as those red bull ads
"red bull does not literally give you wings..."
gotta wonder what happened for them to add that in
Originally posted by Mibz
She's already exhibiting signs of turning into my Mom, I need some sort of legal recourse if a full-blown transformation occurs.
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this tread is the funniest thing ever
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