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    Default Two Martial Arts Chinese Sisters 22 and 21 Say "Fight me to date me"

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/843781-...nd-men-to-date

    Marital arts experts Xiao Lin, 22, and little sister Yin, 21, are to stage a three day fighting festival in Foushan, south east China, where only the toughest suitors stand a chance of getting through.
    First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat.
    Only then will contestants earn the right to remove the girls' masks and propose to them.
    'They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won't be holding back. If they can't beat us they aren't worthy," explained Lin.
    'We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all to weak. We could beat them easily,' said Yin.
    'So we went back to ancient ways called Bi Wu Zhao Qin - which was the way warrior princesses would find their men.'
    But so far, only a trickle of brave contestants has come forward.
    'I'm a very good martial artist - but I think I'd want to see them with the masks off before I decided whether I wanted to fight for them,' said one doubtful suitor.
    Wow gotta open a can of woop ass to get ass...

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    more pics?

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    Originally posted by Team_Mclaren
    more pics?
    I doubt they look pretty after getting the shit knocked out of them. I'm surprised this isn't a reality dating show yet

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    that is either too awesome to be true, or too awesome to not be true

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    Marital arts experts Xiao Lin, 22
    "Shao-lin" ironic lol?

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    they better be loaded too
    Originally posted by adam c

    Line goes up, line goes down, line does squiggly things and fucks Alberta
    "The stone age didn't end because we ran out of stones"

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    This can't be serious! They don't look good enough to be 'fighting for' worthy anyway.

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    Originally posted by TomcoPDR
    http://youporn.com/watch/177870/kung...full&pos=1 (NSFW)
    I don't want to know how you managed to find that within minutes of the the original post.

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    Sigh... I miss the old days when it was just their father that would challenge you. Chicks these days are so complicated.

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    It is a trap, they are ugly, they can't fight and they are desperate. They could be men......boys.

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    I don't know... sounds kinda hot.

    Originally posted by teamPRO


    howbout suck my black kettle...

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    this is ajust like a chink movie i like!

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    "Fucking and punching" - Californication

    "Punching and fucking" - Chinafornication
    Cocoa $9,000 per tonne.

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    The little sister (on the right) almost looks bangable, but it is hard to tell.

    Originally posted by Jlude


    I don't want to know how you managed to find that within minutes of the the original post.


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