Discuss the most critical news since WW-II. The 7th most attractive pop star within the past 4 years is blowing a fat beardy in the NFL. Tell: eVeRyOnE!11!!¡!¡1!1!
Then hang yourself from the neck until dead.
Holy fuck. This news can't stop being news.
But seriously, don't. Just lock this thread.
Fuck my fuckin life.