Pigeon Revenge
So we all know pigeons and how they like to do their business on various places like our cars yah?
Well me and my friend found a pigeon nest on his balcony and the adventures of being assholes begins...
Animal rights activists don't read...
Day 1:
So there it was sitting on it's 2 eggs...then we decided to scare it off to check out the eggs...so we used a broom to scare it away. Off it goes and we have a good look...we decide to mess with it, so we get a normal chicken egg and put it in the nest next to the 2 other eggs. The pigeon comes back and continues to sit on them and we have a good laugh.
Day 2:
I don't know what came into our minds but we decided to scare the pigeon off and coat the chicken egg with super glue. After it's all said and done we wait 30 mins. We scare the pigeon off again but this time it's having a hell of a time trying to fly away with the chicken egg glued to it's ass. Then it manages to fly away and the egg cracks and yolk falls out. That's the last I see of it.
Day 3:
Just hanging around at his place again when we hear a familiar flapping sound. We look outside to see the pigeon come back to her nest with a chicken egg still glued to it's chest area. It looks so damn funny ahahahaha you had to see it really...
I guess this isn't much of a story, but it was pretty funny when it happened and I have pics of all this. I can't attach them and I have nowhere to host them so msg me if you want to see?
Yes, I did a very mean asshole thing....
*puts on flame suit*
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