My fav. homer simpson qoutes

[bosa]

well atleast the ones that i could think of....

"badger my ass! its probably milhouse"
"mine tased like cherries. mmmmm. ovulitious!!"
"I take a whiskey drink, I take a chocolate drink. And when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink."
"Me so hungy."
"Um, let me have one of your porno magazines, a large box of condoms, a bottle of Ol' Harper, a couple of your
panty shields, andsomeillegalfireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. No, make that two."
"Hey, he looks just like you, Poindexter!
"Listen to 'em. Watchin' my television, sittin' on my couch...You'd better not be in my ass groove!"
"Lady-Can you please not scrape my assvault?"
"Homer-Kiss my assvault."
"D'oh"

add onto it if you would like too .

[Audi Kid]

u guys are to into simpsons.........i now of 1 thing he says.....Doh.

[boi-alien]

"that man looks just like me!! That dog has a poofy tail!! teeheehee hear poof here poff!!"

[Pete92SL]

My favorite line is when he is getting the gun and he the guy can't give it to him right away because of US law.

"I'd kill you if I had my gun!" lol

Pete

[B17a]

"Mmmmmmm Hippo...."

[B17a]

"I think I brained my damage!"

[finboy]

"mmmm, pistol whip"

[finboy]

"hmmm, alcohol powered cars...

one for you, one for me, one for you, one for me"

[hjr]

" ill mace you good!!!" *while chasing bart and weilding a mace.

[Zephyr]

"oh look at me! i'm making people happy!! i'm the magical man, from happy land with a gum drop house on lolly pop lannnnnnnnne...... by the way i was being sarcastic"

"oh whats this? it's huge! oh wow theres two!"

[ninjak84]

Scientist: This operation will either increase your brain power, or kill you.

Homer: Increase my killing power you say.... ? Let's do it!

[Ben]

5 Days!? But I'm Mad Now!!!

I'll Mace You Good!

Do iiiiit!!!

Damnit.....

Oh My God Oh My God Oh My God!, I danced with a gay!!!

Think about proverty values marge, now we can never say only STRAIT people have been here!

They'll Grow Back right?

[Zephyr]

"extended warranty? how can i lose?!"

[///M Power]

"Oh yeah, if he's so smart, then why is he dead?"

[bol]

Originally posted by Benny


Oh My God Oh My God Oh My God!, I danced with a gay!!!

uh oh
brings back memories

[Stratus_Power]

so many.. cant remember them all! there are good homer lines in EVERY episode!

[Ferio_vti]

He came to life. Good for him.

Batman's a scientist.

Mmm, something

Talking to the President: So I thought to myself, if anyone would know where I could get some Tang, you would.... SHUT UP!!

Homer: This contest is over yet Buzz, if that's your real name. I believe there's still the swimsuit contest.
Buzz: Homer there is no swimsuit contest.
Homer: You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing??

What are you doing??? And I want a non-gay answer!!

Oh no, english side ruined, must use French. Le grille?? What the hell is le grille??

Ah, that's one fine looking grill. Why the hell doesn't mine look like that.

I'm getting some of this... I think Manjula mean spaceship...

I don't want to look like freak, just give me a mu-mu.

To start press 'any' key. There's 'Esc' 'Catarel' 'Pig-up' There doesn't seem to be any 'any' key. Whew, all this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a tab. No time for that the computer's starting.

Marge, Marge the doll's trying to kill, and the toaster's been laughing at me. Ewww doggie water.

Must kill Moe. Must kill Moe. Weeeeeee. Must kill Moe. Must kill Moe.

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post office clerk: Okay, what's your first name??
Homer: I don't know

Flanders: Whatever happened to you Mr. Plow business??
Homer: What are you talking about?? I never had a plow business.
Flanders: Yes you did. You're even wearing the jacket.
Homer: I think I should know my own life.... Call Mr. Plow, that's my name...

Flanders: Homer wake up the cars filling up with...
Homer: I know, ranch dressing.


Homer: Could you run across the street and get me a pizza??
Vendor: No. Only Klav-kalesh.
Homer: Hmm, alright, give me a bowl.
Vendor: No bowl. Stick, stick!!
Homer: Okay... AUUH!! Yuck.
Homer: What do you have to wash that down with??
Vendor: Mountain dew or Crab Juice??
Homer: Ewww, give me a crab juice...
*several cans later*
Homer: You wouldn't have a bathroom in there would you??
Vendor: No, only Klav-kalesh.

Lisa?? In this house we obey the laws of Thermal Dynamics.

Let's see the bread was... *looks at the dog*
"Rrrrr"
Nah, you've been pushing that one all night
"Chewy"

Talking to Selma and Patty:
Alright, its time to take out the trash. But first I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
I don't want to see you again. You either.

I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T

We played Dungeons and Dragons for 3 hours. Then I was slayed by an elf.

Homer: Its a good thing Smithers made me Head Bee Guy
Dumb guy 1: Aww the bees getting away
Dumb Guy 2: We did bad.
Inspector: Is Homer Simpson here??
Burns: I'm afraid he couldn't Bee here today, hehe
Homer: The bee bit my bottom. Now my bottom's big.


Classic Homer: Now let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes.


Those cigarette are yours??
Yes, I'm in flavor country.
Both of them??
Its a big country.

[Stratus_Power]

hah that remines me of the one when he was trying up his own internet computer..
hey merge check it out, they have internet in computers now