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  1. 03-17-2005, 01:54 PM #21
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    Minimum 3, sometimes 4 or 5. I recall a Human Physiology instructor saying you should be having a bowel movement 20-30 minutes after each meal.
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    56 times a day man wtf kinda thread is this?
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    OMFG.

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    This isn't that gross. If you wanna talk gross, let's discuss how long your longest shit is. And I don't mean duration, I mean length!

    Mine was probably a foot and a half to 2 feet long, with no breakage! This was years ago at the engineering building at U of C. It was my record shit, I cried when I flushed 'er down.

    I haven't been able to repeat such a length, although the other night after reef n' beef, I managed a 1 footer.
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    I've had one that I had to break in half in order to get it to flush. I really don't like the direction this thread is going
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    Originally posted by rage2
    This isn't that gross. If you wanna talk gross, let's discuss how long your longest shit is. And I don't mean duration, I mean length!

    Mine was probably a foot and a half to 2 feet long, with no breakage! This was years ago at the engineering building at U of C. It was my record shit, I cried when I flushed 'er down.

    I haven't been able to repeat such a length, although the other night after reef n' beef, I managed a 1 footer.
    bwahahaha he goes right into it

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    4 times a week, hehehe....
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    i've never had to actually CLOSE down beyond 4 times while at work..... this is so out there........... busted by my boss laughing hysterically..

    btw, i have the coffee thing too. your not alone brother. 2 times is healthy i think.
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    Originally posted by rage2
    Mine was probably a foot and a half to 2 feet long, with no breakage! This was years ago at the engineering building at U of C.
    So, basically - what you are saying is - you are *FULL OF SHIT!*

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    ^^^^
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    Arash reminds me of Mar but I can't tell which one is more stupid.
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    Yeah well I wonder how they get the soft flowing caramel inside the Caramilk bar but you don't see me making a god damn thread about it. Slap your wife Baygirl, straighten him out.
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    pretty much!

    Now you guys understand why I want my old metabolism back! Without it, I'll never beat my record ever again!
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    Originally posted by rage2
    pretty much!

    Now you guys understand why I want my old metabolism back! Without it, I'll never beat my record ever again!
    What bathroom was this in? I'm just wondering if I've visited the site of the record and not even realized I was in the presence of greatness
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    I only go every couple days.
    Wipe your ass standing up or sitting down? Im a sitter myself.
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    Originally posted by rage2
    pretty much!

    Now you guys understand why I want my old metabolism back! Without it, I'll never beat my record ever again!
    you shouldve put it up on www.ratemypoo.com

    this porknbeans guy sounds like ducati again...


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    WELL - This thread has really gone to the shitter.

    Talk about stirring up the shit.

    This thread is a real stinker.

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    Originally posted by Weed
    I only go every couple days.
    Wipe your ass standing up or sitting down? Im a sitter myself.
    I use a bidet..hahah
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    Originally posted by Wildcat


    you shouldve put it up on www.ratemypoo.com

    this porknbeans guy sounds like ducati again...
    fuk dude that is one sick site
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    Yeah well I wonder how they get the soft flowing caramel inside the Caramilk bar but you don't see me making a god damn thread about it. Slap your wife Baygirl, straighten him out.
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    ^ewww you actually clicked the link even though you knew what it was??

    SICKO!!!
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    Originally posted by rage2
    This isn't that gross. If you wanna talk gross, let's discuss how long your longest shit is. And I don't mean duration, I mean length!
    Phhhhffft...everyone knows that length doesn't matter. It's girth that counts!
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    Originally posted by GTS Jeff
    Phhhhffft...everyone knows that length doesn't matter. It's girth that counts!
    if you say so

    http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo?image=128889
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