Yeah like everyone else said just call it in. Most wouldn't take that very well and of course you understand they will know its you when the car does get towed or whatever (if you spoke to them first). And like discussed whats to stop them from just putting that on the driveway and moving another pos there in its place? I'm assuming bylaw services would be the ones to deal with that
"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague.”
—Cicero, Roman statesman and lawyer