Don't drive with a penis-pump.

[Xaroxantu Zero]

Funny, but really stupid.

BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police officer Peter Polak told Reuters.

"I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues," he added.

The man was taken to hospital with head injuries.

Source: Scotsman

[slammed_cb7]

Hahaha, poor bastard just wanted a little road head

[jcrules99]

wow, what a retard

[Mar]

Auto sex? I thought the pump was to make it bigger, not for pleasure. Anyway, if it works, why not? I wonder what kind of head injuries they took him to hospital for.

[ninjak84]

That's hilarious
beyond is good today

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[AzN'SKillZ]

[FivE.SeveN]

Haha head injuries

[BlkMaxima]

[gp36912]

^^^ thats funny on so many levels

[AD_Runner]

Un fuking real

[BerserkerCatSplat]

That's not my bag, baby!

[crazydriver]

[k98303]

head of...?

[bball2]

Lmao

[joyridder]

Originally posted by FivE.SeveN
Haha head injuries

Exactly what I thought....lol