Best Calgary Night Clubs to Pick up Girls

[Supa Dexta]

tequila for <18

[gen2teggy]

crackally
and i got me a few at tnt supermarket

[Tupacsoze]

Originally posted by dj_rice
First what ethnicity are you?

Does it matter in Calgary i'm not caucasian

[Neil4Speed]

Originally posted by Tupacsoze


Does it matter in Calgary

You should probably focus on getting in first before worrying about picking up girls.

[ercchry]

Originally posted by Tupacsoze


Does it matter in Calgary i'm not caucasian

hmm then the ally could be hit or miss, you will have the exotic thing going for you, but could be a tough crowd

[xLostx]

alley is a rock/metal bar, it's ok once in a while but far from my favorite bar. Snatch is a good spot as long as it's busy. Roadhouse usually has a decent amount of good looking broads

[drtoohotty1]

Originally posted by Tupacsoze


Does it matter in Calgary i'm not caucasian

This could be your first problem.....

[LadyLuck]

If youre talking bout the Gay Detours...that place closed down a long time ago.

and for all those suggesting Twisted Element..go for it..youll find more straight chicks there then any other bar in calgary!

[JRSC00LUDE]

lolz at this thread.....

You don't go out and pick up chicks, that's your first mistake right there. You go out and just have a good time and they pick you up.

[Kona9]

First off, if you claim to not be white and are from BC with Tupac in your name...you are brown.

Second, your question is hilarious. If you have enough game to pick up at all, you would just go anywhere. Any popular establishment on a saturday or weekend portion is generally about drinking and hopefully hooking it up for the most part.

If you want young dumb easy chicks, you can bring your chloroform to Tequila, Cowboys, (watch out for flying toilet tank covers) Roadhouse, Back Alley, Snatch. They are all basically glorified teen dance parties with uber loads of douche flying around.

Hopefully you will pack some Ed Hardy or Christian Audigier shirts to fit in.

If you want some cougs or more mid to late 20's crowd, Melrose is a fair starter place. You could even start laying trap lines at 1410, make your way East on 17th and stop in at The Metropolitan Grill for a few. (hopefully you know how to clean a pool, as the sugar mommas are waiting for you there) After a couple there, make sure you stop in at Melrose, then Yardhouse, and by that time you will be able to show up to the Ship and Anchor for a couple. Contrary to popular belief, the Ship and Anchor is not a full on Dyke, Treehugger bar. It has the image, but there are some SUPER down to earth cool people that go there. (yes hot chicks too, just not flooded like the club scene)
Then if you are still game for the stuck up bitches in this city, you can take a pick of the above mentioned clubs.

Good luck.

[rmk]

Originally posted by Kona9
First off, if you claim to not be white and are from BC with Tupac in your name...you are brown.

Second, your question is hilarious. If you have enough game to pick up at all, you would just go anywhere. Any popular establishment on a saturday or weekend portion is generally about drinking and hopefully hooking it up for the most part.

If you want young dumb easy chicks, you can bring your chloroform to Tequila, Cowboys, (watch out for flying toilet tank covers) Roadhouse, Back Alley, Snatch. They are all basically glorified teen dance parties with uber loads of douche flying around.

Hopefully you will pack some Ed Hardy or Christian Audigier shirts to fit in.

If you want some cougs or more mid to late 20's crowd, Melrose is a fair starter place. You could even start laying trap lines at 1410, make your way East on 17th and stop in at The Metropolitan Grill for a few. (hopefully you know how to clean a pool, as the sugar mommas are waiting for you there) After a couple there, make sure you stop in at Melrose, then Yardhouse, and by that time you will be able to show up to the Ship and Anchor for a couple. Contrary to popular belief, the Ship and Anchor is not a full on Dyke, Treehugger bar. It has the image, but there are some SUPER down to earth cool people that go there. (yes hot chicks too, just not flooded like the club scene)
Then if you are still game for the stuck up bitches in this city, you can take a pick of the above mentioned clubs.

Good luck.

PWNT

[VWEvo]

Originally posted by Kona9
First off, if you claim to not be white and are from BC with Tupac in your name...you are brown.

Second, your question is hilarious. If you have enough game to pick up at all, you would just go anywhere. Any popular establishment on a saturday or weekend portion is generally about drinking and hopefully hooking it up for the most part.

If you want young dumb easy chicks, you can bring your chloroform to Tequila, Cowboys, (watch out for flying toilet tank covers) Roadhouse, Back Alley, Snatch. They are all basically glorified teen dance parties with uber loads of douche flying around.

Hopefully you will pack some Ed Hardy or Christian Audigier shirts to fit in.

If you want some cougs or more mid to late 20's crowd, Melrose is a fair starter place. You could even start laying trap lines at 1410, make your way East on 17th and stop in at The Metropolitan Grill for a few. (hopefully you know how to clean a pool, as the sugar mommas are waiting for you there) After a couple there, make sure you stop in at Melrose, then Yardhouse, and by that time you will be able to show up to the Ship and Anchor for a couple. Contrary to popular belief, the Ship and Anchor is not a full on Dyke, Treehugger bar. It has the image, but there are some SUPER down to earth cool people that go there. (yes hot chicks too, just not flooded like the club scene)
Then if you are still game for the stuck up bitches in this city, you can take a pick of the above mentioned clubs.

Good luck.

That was a great post, and very true!!!

[drtoohotty1]

Originally posted by rmk


PWNT

more like he got BEYOWND

[Ukyo8]

Originally posted by drtoohotty1


This could be your first problem.....

yeah could be a real tough one...

[89coupe]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
lolz at this thread.....

You don't go out and pick up chicks, that's your first mistake right there. You go out and just have a good time and they pick you up.

Exactly!

[LadyLuck]

Originally posted by Kona9
First off, if you claim to not be white and are from BC with Tupac in your name...you are brown.

Second, your question is hilarious. If you have enough game to pick up at all, you would just go anywhere. Any popular establishment on a saturday or weekend portion is generally about drinking and hopefully hooking it up for the most part.

If you want young dumb easy chicks, you can bring your chloroform to Tequila, Cowboys, (watch out for flying toilet tank covers) Roadhouse, Back Alley, Snatch. They are all basically glorified teen dance parties with uber loads of douche flying around.

Hopefully you will pack some Ed Hardy or Christian Audigier shirts to fit in.

If you want some cougs or more mid to late 20's crowd, Melrose is a fair starter place. You could even start laying trap lines at 1410, make your way East on 17th and stop in at The Metropolitan Grill for a few. (hopefully you know how to clean a pool, as the sugar mommas are waiting for you there) After a couple there, make sure you stop in at Melrose, then Yardhouse, and by that time you will be able to show up to the Ship and Anchor for a couple. Contrary to popular belief, the Ship and Anchor is not a full on Dyke, Treehugger bar. It has the image, but there are some SUPER down to earth cool people that go there. (yes hot chicks too, just not flooded like the club scene)
Then if you are still game for the stuck up bitches in this city, you can take a pick of the above mentioned clubs.

Good luck.

HAHA wow Kona, you know your way around!

Good read

[malcolmk14]

Originally posted by Kona9
First off, if you claim to not be white and are from BC with Tupac in your name...you are brown.

Second, your question is hilarious. If you have enough game to pick up at all, you would just go anywhere. Any popular establishment on a saturday or weekend portion is generally about drinking and hopefully hooking it up for the most part.

If you want young dumb easy chicks, you can bring your chloroform to Tequila, Cowboys, (watch out for flying toilet tank covers) Roadhouse, Back Alley, Snatch. They are all basically glorified teen dance parties with uber loads of douche flying around.

Hopefully you will pack some Ed Hardy or Christian Audigier shirts to fit in.

If you want some cougs or more mid to late 20's crowd, Melrose is a fair starter place. You could even start laying trap lines at 1410, make your way East on 17th and stop in at The Metropolitan Grill for a few. (hopefully you know how to clean a pool, as the sugar mommas are waiting for you there) After a couple there, make sure you stop in at Melrose, then Yardhouse, and by that time you will be able to show up to the Ship and Anchor for a couple. Contrary to popular belief, the Ship and Anchor is not a full on Dyke, Treehugger bar. It has the image, but there are some SUPER down to earth cool people that go there. (yes hot chicks too, just not flooded like the club scene)
Then if you are still game for the stuck up bitches in this city, you can take a pick of the above mentioned clubs.

Good luck.

Couldn't have said it better myself. well done.

[5.0]

Kona good post haha

I wouldn't suggest the Back Alley if your brown, mind you there still is a chance that you could still pull it off, but the fat chick - hot chick ratio is about 10:1.


and the music is way to loud...

[TorqueDog]

Kona's post is pure genius.

lol, Best Calgary nightclubs to pick up girls, what a thread... how did this guy not get flamed all the way back to East Hastings where he belongs?

[Pacman]

+1 Twisted Element