Ussually I'd be out driving from point A to point B when I'd see some poorly modded automotive nightmare. Today was a little different. I was at home making a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwhich when I thought I heard a very ill elephant having a gastro-intestinal problem. I was about to call the zoo, when I saw something equally as terrible. It was this horrible silver sunfire with a tip, black headlight covers and CHROME wipers. He was blasting some Kriss Kross (sounded like it) and upon exiting his vehicle he was walking with a swagger that could make Compton's most hardcore gangstas jealous. This creepy rat face guy with 2 gold earrings comes to my door, and asks for my sister. She goes to the door and leaves with him.
See Davan, that's the kind of stuff I see in my neighbourhood! *BLING BLING*