That Internet access will now be monitored because even though your daily performance stats are significantly higher (in both amount of work put through and accuracy) than the corporate average, if you have time to use the internet you obviously have time to waste and will be disciplined.
However, those who sit at their desks and knit/read books/talk on the phone/email all day long can continue wasting time without consequences because well, you know, you wouldn't want to actually have uniform policies.....
So, too all of you who are sick of reading my usual brand of bullshit this will no doubt come as a welcomed little christmas gift. To the other 98.7% of you with a brain, don't worry - I'll still be here but just not as often....