View Full Version : LF: Under the table work
Hi,
Been laid off from a really good job, and just want a under the table job.. msg me if you have anything.
jason
jwslam
04-22-2009, 11:44 PM
try waitering?
if I had tits I would... :-P
narou
04-23-2009, 12:08 AM
I hate waitresses with tits god! They seem to think they are entitled to get away with horrible service and rude behavior!
just think what kind of a tip they would get if they produced exceptional service...?
banned3x
04-23-2009, 12:18 AM
sell weed?:dunno: i hear there are alot of people losing their jobs so there prob a high demand in small time drug dealers. you can even become a sponsor on beyond to distribute it easier
haha - something legal would be nice...
banned3x
04-23-2009, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by Jro
haha - something legal would be nice...
Originally posted by Jro
Hi,
Been laid off from a really good job, and just want a under the table job.. msg me if you have anything.
jason
this is legal?
okay, let me rephrase that... no selling drugs, stolen goods, blah, blah...
banned3x
04-23-2009, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by Jro
okay, let me rephrase that... no selling drugs, stolen goods, blah, blah...
have you tried whoring yourself out?
I thought the "blah, blah" covered that...
superboss
04-23-2009, 04:48 AM
What work were you in before? Maybe giving some people an idea of what work you did would give them a better understanding and maybe help you out. eg. trades man...Just a thought!!!!
Thanks. I haven't done any trades...
7+ years of sales experience. Last role was Business Development Account Manager.
I am willing to do some type of labor job as well. For example, with summer coming up, something outside in the sun.
you are looking to collect on unemployment AND work at the same time? fuck you, scumbag.
Wildcat
04-23-2009, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by Jro
if I had tits I would... :-P
If you had tits, I'd have a job for you under my table.
rumeo
04-23-2009, 11:46 AM
So why are you looking for an under the table job instead of a real job?
TYMSMNY
04-23-2009, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by Jro
Thanks. I haven't done any trades...
7+ years of sales experience. Last role was Business Development Account Manager.
I am willing to do some type of labor job as well. For example, with summer coming up, something outside in the sun.
so basically a salesman. Try anything retail?
Euro838
04-23-2009, 12:25 PM
Just become a contractor and don't report any corporate and/or personal income, or pay any taxes, etc. It'll be the same thing as getting paid cash except you'll make a lot more than just doing under the table restaurant or cash business jobs. Both ways have the same legal/CRA ramifications.
As a contractor, you are paid 100% of what you earn. Lots of contractor jobs out there.
ianmcc
04-23-2009, 12:58 PM
So, I pay taxes to provide you with all our social programs, city services, fire and police service and you want to benefit?
Crawl under a rock and die. I hope someone turns you in.
Fuck you, scumbag.
Rat Fink
04-24-2009, 07:52 PM
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pinoyhero
04-24-2009, 08:00 PM
This is a tough one, are you seriously asking someone to provide you with illegal work? Think about how odd it would be to have a "LF: Cocaine" thread ...
Domino's as a pizza delivery driver. Find a mom and pop shop/resturant they pay under the table too.
Landscaping you can find a boss who will pay you under the table. *Cough* Stu..nt S.a.e Letters: de cp.
But who knows?
01RedDX
04-24-2009, 11:26 PM
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Jim Rome99
04-25-2009, 01:19 AM
Go down to cash corner every morning and see what gives.
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