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freshprince1
03-10-2010, 04:04 PM
Well, I know the Chuck Norris thing is old and haggard by now. But today is his birthday, so why not!? He's 70 today.

Chuck Norris Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris)

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

...etc...
403Gemini
03-10-2010, 04:06 PM
70... wow hes in great shape for being 70!
freshprince1
03-10-2010, 04:09 PM
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cuking Indian.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70, 70 turns Chuck Norris.

God said, "let there light". Chuck Norris said, "say please"

Chuck Norris can beat Halo 3 on Legendary...with a guitar hero controller!
darkkent
03-10-2010, 04:16 PM
have a kick ass bday chuck
Kloubek
03-10-2010, 04:27 PM
Chuck will never get old.

Even after he dies, his legend will live on.
freshprince1
03-10-2010, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Kloubek
Chuck will never get old.

Even after he dies, his legend will live on.


Actually, Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. The Reaper is just too scared to come and get him.
Mr_ET
03-10-2010, 04:46 PM
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries

Chuck Norris now has sex with men as he ran out of women

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
signature7
03-10-2010, 05:55 PM
Chuck Norris once visited the British Virgin Islands...now they're simply known as the British Islands.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

btw that halo joke was new to me and golden.
mowglee
03-10-2010, 06:02 PM
Chuck Norris built Rome in a day.

Under his beard Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. He has another fist.

When the boogey-man goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once ate a whole bottle of sleeping pills. He blinked.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Chuck Norris grinds coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.


Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!
ekguy
03-10-2010, 06:03 PM
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. That one's mine hehe.
TomcoPDR
03-10-2010, 06:51 PM
Chuck Norris has his cake, and eats it too
Wrinkly
03-10-2010, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by ekguy
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. That one's mine hehe.

And it's very good :rofl: :thumbsup:
Kloubek
03-10-2010, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by ekguy
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. That one's mine hehe.

Actually, that really IS good. Nice job.
turbotrip
03-10-2010, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by ekguy
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. That one's mine hehe.

great lie buddy
the correct quote is "Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas"
ianmcc
03-10-2010, 11:05 PM
Chuck Norris saves his urine and bottles it for sale as an energy drink. It's called Red Bull.
signature7
03-10-2010, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by turbotrip


great lie buddy
the correct quote is "Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas"


I've heard variations, " Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas " is one I have heard before, but way back in the day. I doubt he made it up either way.
Jeremiah
03-10-2010, 11:20 PM
Never trust a "man" who says hehe
97'Scort
03-10-2010, 11:26 PM
Some say...that the Stig wears a t-shirt that says "I am Chuck Norris."

I made that one up :)
turbotrip
03-10-2010, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by Jeremiah
Never trust a "man" who says hehe

lol that is very true; replace those e's with a's and welcome to manhood

but anyways its the first quote on the page http://www.commentsjunkie.com/chuck09.shtml
ekguy
03-11-2010, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by turbotrip


great lie buddy
the correct quote is "Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas"

I'd never heard it before. Not like it's impossible to come up with something ourselves...I wouldn't of taken credit for it if I had heard it somewhere before.

And happy b-day Chuck Norris!!! Have a friend who had her birthday today too hehe.
03ozwhip
03-11-2010, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by ekguy
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I'd never heard it before. Not like it's impossible to come up with something ourselves...I wouldn't of taken credit for it if I had heard it somewhere before.

And happy b-day Chuck Norris!!! Have a friend who had her birthday today too "HEHE"

lol at previous comments stating just this. haha....
freshprince1
03-11-2010, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by ianmcc
Chuck Norris saves his urine and bottles it for sale as an energy drink. It's called Red Bull.

That explains the tatse. :barf: Monster FTW.