Novel coronavirus (2019-nCoV/COVID-19)

[Misterman]

I love how SportEL became the most sensible sounding person in the thread now that all this info is so much more mainstream(and @revelations finally ditched this dumpster fire with all the blowback he got from you deniers back in 2020)

[Bytem3]

Almost all my clients are business owners, some of those businesses have hundreds, some thousands of employees

The larger company owners say “never in ~20 years have we had anyone drop dead for no reason except for 2021”

Yeah, anecdotal

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

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I love how SportEL became the most sensible sounding person in the thread now that all this info is so much more mainstream(and @revelations finally ditched this dumpster fire with all the blowback he got from you deniers back in 2020)

He's still just a bot.

[SportEL]

Beep Bop Boop

Always liked John Stossel back since he was on 20/20.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Looks like I finally got Rona!
It seems like I made it almost 3 years, but here it is. It's pretty medium flu-level symptoms for me. I've had a flu that was far worse than this, but I did take yesterday off from work, so it's not nothing.

There appears to be an extra symptom that I'm not a fan of and haven't heard of, before and you're going to enjoy hearing about it. I'm pretty sure it has swollen one of my balls and it's pretty fuckin tender! RoFL!!
Isn't that weird?! Is this a thing or am I forgetting about things getting a little tuggier in the Art Room than usual? It was never significant and it's getting better, but what an odd coincidence or a legit symptom that I never heard of, or no one talks about.

Wed: mysterious nut pain in afternoon.
Thurs: needed extra coffee in AM. By evening was freezing and lying by fire. Sweaty all night.
Fri: Skipped work, but prolly could've managed.
Sat: Didn't leap out of bed, but don't really feel that bad. Lingering cold symptoms.

Sun: ThAcO praying for my death.

[killramos]

u sure its corvid and not ball cancer?

[ThePenIsMightier]

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u sure its corvid and not ball cancer?

I'm so positive that I'm never going to the doctor to have him check because my bearded sky man told me getting my balls jiggled by a physician is an abomination.

[bjstare]

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Looks like I finally got Rona!
It seems like I made it almost 3 years, but here it is. It's pretty medium flu-level symptoms for me. I've had a flu that was far worse than this, but I did take yesterday off from work, so it's not nothing.

There appears to be an extra symptom that I'm not a fan of and haven't heard of, before and you're going to enjoy hearing about it. I'm pretty sure it has swollen one of my balls and it's pretty fuckin tender! RoFL!!
Isn't that weird?! Is this a thing or am I forgetting about things getting a little tuggier in the Art Room than usual? It was never significant and it's getting better, but what an odd coincidence or a legit symptom that I never heard of, or no one talks about.

Wed: mysterious nut pain in afternoon.
Thurs: needed extra coffee in AM. By evening was freezing and lying by fire. Sweaty all night.
Fri: Skipped work, but prolly could've managed.
Sat: Didn't leap out of bed, but don't really feel that bad. Lingering cold symptoms.

Sun: ThAcO praying for my death.

My dad had random extreme swelling after he caught rona. Including, but not limited to, his face, the soles of his feet, and his nutz. You are not the only one @ThePenIsMightier

[ExtraSlow]

Send pics to @Toilet_X for verification.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Send pics to @Toilet_X for verification.

He's got a fuckin TB of crank shots from me, already. But I guess a few more wouldn't hurt...
*sets up DropBox

[SKR]

rest in piss

[Buster]

Toilet x only accepts pictures of assholes with lesions.

[haggis88]

gonad-ectomy, sorry bro

[suntan]

Probably one of your inguinal lymph nodes.

[schurchill39]

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There appears to be an extra symptom that I'm not a fan of and haven't heard of, before and you're going to enjoy hearing about it. I'm pretty sure it has swollen one of my balls and it's pretty fuckin tender! RoFL!!
Isn't that weird?! Is this a thing or am I forgetting about things getting a little tuggier in the Art Room than usual? It was never significant and it's getting better, but what an odd coincidence or a legit symptom that I never heard of, or no one talks about.

The ol epididymitis, its probably a coincidence it happened the same time as your trip on the Rony Pony. If it doesn't clear up entirely within a week then you're going to want to get antibiotics for that bad boy before you get called out for smuggling an avocado in your scrotum.

[max_boost]

2 weeks antiobiotics lol you’ll be back in action in no time.

But do you feel the burning sensation when you nut? If not might not be it lol

[DonJuan]

RIP to the balls. Have you decided what type of attack helicopter you are going to identify as?

[ThePenIsMightier]

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RIP to the balls. Have you decided what type of attack helicopter you are going to identify as?

I'm gonna identify as something that lets me take a "Service Ostrich" onto an airplane.

[tirebob]

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My dad had random extreme swelling after he caught rona. Including, but not limited to, his face, the soles of his feet, and his nutz. You are not the only one @ThePenIsMightier

I actually had all this stuff happen to me but from the shot, along with a bunch of other stuff. Ended up on prednisone for quite a while. The soles of the feet were some of the worst suck, but the groin was bad too.

[littledan]

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I actually had all this stuff happen to me but from the shot, along with a bunch of other stuff. Ended up on prednisone for quite a while. The soles of the feet were some of the worst suck, but the groin was bad too.

Did your symptoms fully resolve after the prednisone??