The BBQ and Smoking Thread

[Buster]

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Friends just moved back from the uk. I want to throw a bbq for them, but they are vegetarian... suggestions?

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[ThePenIsMightier]

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Or, BBQ them some actual bacon and tell them it's totes plant based.
It will taste different enough that they will believe you.
They will get full and satisfied.
You will thrive with the secret that they ate succulent pork and that they will suffer the wrath from Prophet Mohammed or whatever the Jewish Prophet Mohammed is.

[suntan]

Or, BBQ the friends.

[ExtraSlow]

Mexican street corn is okay if they can have that cheese stuff on it. Otherwise it's just corn.

[dirtsniffer]

Going to make brisket... guess I'll half ass some mushrooms

[killramos]

Give some simple grilled corn a try. It’s cheap and takes no effort

[suntan]

Do they eat dairy? Then esquites!

[GT.....O?]

Smoked mac and cheese?

[ExtraSlow]

Pit beans are awesome. Although I would normally make that with a bunch of brisket fat.
You can also smoke potatoes for a potato salad. I love potato salad.

[ercchry]

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Pit beans are awesome. Although I would normally make that with a bunch of brisket fat.
You can also smoke potatoes for a potato salad. I love potato salad.

Potato salad needs equal parts potato:bacon… I guess you can just tell them the bacon is imitation.

Smoked corn is great though, just fruit wood and corn… everyone that eats it thinks I did more to it than that. But nope, half the time I don’t even roll it in butter before eating

[ExtraSlow]

The best potato salad has bacon, but you can make a good one without. Let's face it vegetarians live such shallow meaningless lives that they don't deserve the best anyway.

[ercchry]

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The best potato salad has bacon, but you can make a good one without. Let's face it vegetarians live such shallow meaningless lives that they don't deserve the best anyway.

The last time I had vegetarians show up to a BBQ… I made zero adjustments to the menu… told them what contained meat and what didn’t… by the end of the night they had all ate the brisket

[tirebob]

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The last time I had vegetarians show up to a BBQ… I made zero adjustments to the menu… told them what contained meat and what didn’t… by the end of the night they had all ate the brisket

Corrupting veg-heads is always particularly satisfying!

[RX_EVOLV]

Smoked a full brisket over the weekend and really happy with the result. The new thing I tried is to add tallow (bought some from BLW) to it before wrapping and I think it made a difference. I would recommend.

[90_Shelby]

I also smoked brisket this weekend, it fell apart while trying to cut it. See video if you like jiggly meat.


https://imgur.com/a/fmDnymR

[tirebob]

Friday sessions… In the smoke as we speak.

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Friends just moved back from the uk. I want to throw a bbq for them, but they are vegetarian... suggestions?

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EDIT - AHHHH FUCK. Here I thought I'd be all edgy and then I read the rest of the comments and @Buster scooped me by a cuntry mile.

[Buster]

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EDIT - AHHHH FUCK. Here I thought I'd be all edgy and then I read the rest of the comments and @Buster scooped me by a cuntry mile.

This is the way.

[dirtsniffer]

Update. Brisket is on the grill.

[sabad66]

@tirebob and @dirtsniffer let’s see the finished products!