Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[ThePenIsMightier]

I think I'll take up smoking for the summer so I can enjoy an extra 0.75hr of non-working time every weekday standing outside in the sun, ogling whores.

[Buster]

Dog owners turn Toma so fast.

[Darell_n]

Dogs are an infestation. Go by any dog park, if you saw that with gophers, rabbits, coyotes, any other animal they would be dealt with, and probably not ‘humanely’.

[littledan]

They should carbon tax the shit out of pets, not humans

[Buster]

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Dogs are an infestation. Go by any dog park, if you saw that with gophers, rabbits, coyotes, any other animal they would be dealt with, and probably not ‘humanely’.

I can fill my days spending time with quality humans. Why would I want to spend time with a filthy dog instead.

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

Because humans suck.

[littledan]

Ok i need a poll or a vote or a show of hands here so i can "win" a fight with my wife

When you go to the grocery store (because its sunday and your bun mui is at the park) and you buy some awkward shaped vegetables and place them into those shit thin plastic veggie bags, think zucchinis and tomatos etc, you tie those thin bags closed or you just leave them open to flop around and fall all over at the checkout like a ukrainian? Ill await answers.

[killramos]

Spin the bags closed and, historically at least, use a twist tie to keep them shut.

[Tik-Tok]

Yeah, spin and tie the bag into a knot for me. Unless it's something bulky and leafy , then I use two bags to completely enclose it.

[ExtraSlow]

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(because its sunday and your bun mui is at the park)

Who in the what now?

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Who in the what now?

"Sir can you hold my bum and fuck it while I get my cock and spank it?!"

#Grade4

[ThePenIsMightier]

The concept of Poshmark being marketed as a "side hustle" perfectly sums up the mathematical understanding of millennials and whatever is younger and somehow stupider than them.

[ExtraSlow]

Elementary school science teacher who has no idea how sundials work, and has passed that lack of knowledge on to the entire class.


Fucks sakes, ten minutes on the internet might have been worth it.

[Buster]

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Elementary school science teacher who has no idea how sundials work, and has passed that lack of knowledge on to the entire class.


Fucks sakes, ten minutes on the internet might have been worth it.

I believe I died laughing

[suntan]

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Elementary school science teacher who has no idea how sundials work, and has passed that lack of knowledge on to the entire class.


Fucks sakes, ten minutes on the internet might have been worth it.

Night identifies as day now.

[lilmira]

that's the flat earth version

[ExtraSlow]

Every day my confidence in public education goes down.

[SJW]

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Every day my confidence in public education goes down.

Fucking business end of the pencil sticking up too. Fails on multiple levels.

[max_boost]

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I can fill my days spending time with quality humans. Why would I want to spend time with a filthy dog instead.

On beyond
Meta verse
Or irl lol

[DonJuan]

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Peeve:
Kids away and instead of us two adults having a sensible meal followed by going for a hat trick in Pound Town, we decided to eat about 3kg of Greek food and fall asleep on the couch in a food coma.
Such bullshit! Now I got a sore neck, no poon and I'm still full!

Always stop at pound town first. You can always stop by again after, or during....

And that sundial is so much fail.