Which make of truck do dbags drive?

[firebane]

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

Originally posted by firebane

Lmfao I found that in sticker form on the ground at a car show this summer!

[Graham_A_M]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
In SK, it's definitely Chevy.

I don't know, perhaps toonstown is different but in Swift Current, Regina and Moose jaw from what I've seen? Still dodge. it just never fails.

Agreed on the GMT 400's though, I've seen a noticeable share of budget douche canoe builds with those too.

[firebane]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M

I don't know, perhaps toonstown is different but in Swift Current, Regina and Moose jaw from what I've seen? Still dodge. it just never fails.

Agreed on the GMT 400's though, I've seen a noticeable share of budget douche canoe builds with those too.

You can buy GMT400 douche canoes all day long for $500 that are already beat on just for another person to beat on it lol.

[ExtraSlow]

Voted dodge as the worst, although I have known plenty of douchebags in all brands.

I would say the surest signs of dougbaggery are:
Off road tires on a 1-ton
Diesel
Rolling Coal
Lift kits
Zombie Apolcalipse style bumpers

And for the win some kind of "Lifestyle brand" stickers across the back window, like Metal Mulisha, etc.

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[Maxt]

Originally posted by corsvette
Dodge...110%

Blizzard conditions, hwy 2 is one lane and everybody's going 60-70. Wait, there's some jackass coming up on the left going 120, HID's blazing...yep, a Dodge...every. single. time. I do a ton of highway driving and every winter this happens over and over.

I want to go test drive a RAM on a snowy day, just to see what it possibly could be about those trucks that inspire such confidence in their owners. They must handle snowy/slippery/blizzard/whiteout conditions like a boss.

Was there ample mane flowing out the window? could have been me!

[rob the knob]

locats


rised truck is white ricer
small dick, big truck, the more

[btimbit]

I miss my GMT400 Whoever said it's the Civic of trucks was bang on, you see so many because it's a fantastic long running vehicle, the image of which is ruined by kids that can't afford anything else.

Like a Rock

[94boosted]

The Ram is the BMW of the truck world

[BokCh0y]

Originally posted by 94boosted
The Ram is the BMW of the truck world

THIS.

[Sentry]

Words escape me, honestly. Can't begin to describe how much I hate idiot truck drivers. But here I go.

Fox racing sticker, metal mullisha sticker... Really any stickers on a pickup at all just instantly let me know the owner is a fucktard.

It's definitely not limited to lifted trucks either, I see lots of stock pickups being driven like they're hot shit. I was driving to work on stoney a few weeks ago and some tool was in his COMPANY TRUCK passing everyone doing 170 on the left shoulder... What the fuck, dude? I've NEVER seen anyone ripping by on the shoulder like that, and of course the one time I do it's a pickup truck.

They just completely fail to comprehend the physics of it. Fucking pickups weigh 6000-10,000lbs. Driving douchey in a car is one thing, at least they can turn and stop.

[r3ccOs]

Originally posted by Sentry
Words escape me, honestly. Can't begin to describe how much I hate idiot truck drivers. But here I go.

Fox racing sticker, metal mullisha sticker... Really any stickers on a pickup at all just instantly let me know the owner is a fucktard.

It's definitely not limited to lifted trucks either, I see lots of stock pickups being driven like they're hot shit. I was driving to work on stoney a few weeks ago and some tool was in his COMPANY TRUCK passing everyone doing 170 on the left shoulder... What the fuck, dude? I've NEVER seen anyone ripping by on the shoulder like that, and of course the one time I do it's a pickup truck.

They just completely fail to comprehend the physics of it. Fucking pickups weigh 6000-10,000lbs. Driving douchey in a car is one thing, at least they can turn and stop.

well you know, an unloaded light rear end on leaf springs and solid axels provide such an advantageous handling profile, that nothing can keep up.

Add 37" eply mud terrains and you're ready to take the road up to the mac in the dead of winter.

[corsvette]

This popped up on my f/b feed tonight lol.


Was out on the road with a new deployment from Quebec a few years ago in Red Deer. We pull up at a set of lights on Gaetz he asks whats with all the jacked up trucks out here. Asks what this "D Bag" Stereotype rigger out here that he had heard so much about on Depo.
I give the list.
It will be:
A jacked up 5-8 year old Dodge with optional smoke stacks out the truck bed.
It will be black or dark grey.
It will have some sort of Metal Mulisha sticker or stickers on it.
It will have a Cummins sticker. Bonus points for the derrogatory variety like "Cummins on your girlfriend." ETC.
It will have a slip tank, but it will be empty if no "freesel" is available.
It will have a rediculous lightbar array.
It will bellow smoke and accellerate at wide open throttle at all times. All times. All hours. All places. Twice as much in the summer. 4 times as much if first at a stop light.
It will have a white male driver between 22-34 years of age not originally of this province, 5'7-5'10", wearing an MMA shirt, a hat on backwards, with white Oakley Gas Can glasses and a goatee of sorts, arm tattoos of various dragons or kois or barbed wire tribal motif of sorts are also attributes.
This truck driver combo then proceeded to pull up opposing us at the light turning across traffic. The description was 100%. My colleague was blown away.

I smiled and said: thats nothing, we will see that at the next light. We did. 'cept the truck was white.
Your opinions or experienes may vary lol
Also...all welding duellys driven by the above noted driver also qualify

[03ozwhip]

Ram. Also, I'd like to point out that I drive both a ram and a bmw. You're all doomed.

[Sugarphreak]

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[Lex350]

No contest...always some young kid in a Dodge...because you know, it has a Hemi!!!!

[sputnik]

BMW X5... you can tell he's a d-bag because he calls it a truck.

[jutes]

Ram. There is an idiot in a black one with 20 something inch chrome wheels and some sort of loud ass exhaust WOTing everywhere in our neighborhood. Morning, afternoon, evening, late night. Pretty sure he doesn't have a job, just drives around like an idiot speeding through quiet neighborhood streets that are filled with kids around 3pm. I'm temped to crawl under the truck with a set of cutters and snip a few sensors.

[civic_stylez]

lol.. proud '14 Ram 1500 owner here

When I got my truck I had people ask me what mods I was going to do to it... I consider putting gas in it a mod. Shes bone stock and staying that way. Avoiding the oilfield/rig pig stigma at all costs.

[italianstylez]

Would be us dodge owners , all though I find the hemi guys sometimes worse, mines just big and loud, I got the truck and BMW douche bag game on lock down.