Any beyonders here for some dirtbag humor?
Any beyonders here for some dirtbag humor?
Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
I have gone above and beyond what I should rightfully have to do to protect my good name
I was there. Hilarious stuff as always from Jeselnik. Cant believe the one person he spoke to in the crowd worked at the Children's Hospital... I mean that joke wrote itself.
I loved the final abortion joke mainly because I’ve been in that situation before. Drove a friend to get it done and created unintentional comedy.
Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
I have gone above and beyond what I should rightfully have to do to protect my good name
I was sitting right behind her, she did not seem impressed lolThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
What kind of birdhouse can you build with popsicles, roofies, and a rubber mallet?
"It's for a rare African bird called "none your business."Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
If you were straight I'd eat you like a BLT sandwich with extra Bacon. And I fucking LOVE bacon.
Haha nice.
I was sitting near the idiot drunk hekler that got called out by that opener a few times. What an idiot.
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He certainly has no lines that hes afraid to cross. Over and over and over. Hell he just lives outside the lines at all times I guess.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Haha man sounded like the Calgary show was funnier. I was at the Edmonton one but no heckler or Children's Hospital worker. Still a great show though.
When he opened for you guys in Calgary, did he try to say he enjoyed the city and even considered buying a place there? He tried to do that for Edmonton but couldn't stop laughing which was hilarious and probably part of the bit. But wasn't sure if he did it for Calgary too.
Last edited by Disoblige; 09-17-2018 at 12:33 PM.
Yeah he basically said that he loves calgary blah blah blah, but the reason he didnt move is because of the people. Figured that was likely a recycled joke with enter city here ____. Still pretty funnyThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
He's back on Aug 17th!
Buy on Arts Common website, not stupid scalper TicketMaster platinum BS.
Sold out?
No? Tons availableThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
https://www.artscommons.ca/whats-on/anthony-jeselnik
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Should have read your post better
Sometimes this place is worse then RFD, I better let the wife know we have a date night coming up
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Everything makes me upset.Originally posted by Mibz
Nonsense. You've all got slanty eyes, play Starcraft, speak Chinese and eat nothing but sushi and ginger beef.
DON'T TRY AND CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
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2007 GMC 2500 Duramax
1981 GMC C1500 454
Who's here?
Yay. I think you blend in well.
So many ES here. Is this a gathering?
Last edited by Disoblige; 08-17-2023 at 07:12 PM.
I was there.
Everyone seemed to think it was quite short. I didn't mind it as the ticket price wasn't that much compared to some other similar tiered comedians. Also a lot of people were late so sucks on them.
I was hoping he would come out and do 5-10 minutes more after the applause but no
He had a reso across the street at Ruth’s. Didn’t want to be late.
Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
I have gone above and beyond what I should rightfully have to do to protect my good name