I think you just have to get creative, smoke bombs are a bad idea since the cops might actually do something to you for that. Maybe set up a compost with a bunch of disgusting rotten meat??
Good Idea. Start to attract skunks, mice and other critters to the site.
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Boosted life tip #329
Girlfriends cost money
Turbos cost money
Both make whining noises
Make the smart choice.
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Always a fucking awful experience seeing spikers. Extra awful when he laps me.
really dirty would be broken glass.
find a needle dispenser and just dump a whackload of needles around there
Unfortunately, this situation calls for you to bird seed your own immediate surroundings. Given enough "incentive" pigeons & seagulls would paint the ever-loving shit out of your yard.
Ages ago we used to use these special aerosol cans to test manhole gas detectors, the stuff they sprayed out smelled like the worst imaginable farts. I'm sure the O&G people in here know what I'm talking about, get some of that and liberally spray their living area while they're out. That should encourage them to move on. If they stick around with that stench in their living area then you're probably stuck with them.
Will fuck off, again.
That's methyl mercaptain. Not sure where you buy it. In spray cans.
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I deal with crack addicts and homeless especially in the winter months at my condo. The police say to call them to kick them out but with them being busy, it can take up to an hour for them to arrive. When I need to get to work, I don't have time waiting so being 6 foot 8 and not being a skinny lad, I just scare the crap out of them and for the most part they don't come back. Get some biker dudes to stop by and "evict them"
Also where are the GF pics
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Unless that's a hotspot of activity, cops won't care. Homeless has been setting up camps on a hillside off Cliff st among the trees at Mount Royal for years. Nothing has been done.
Yeah, so if they aren't actually in your yard as per the thread title, there's nothing you can really do. Aside from make their lives miserable.
+1 for setting a sprinkler up to make them all wet.
I guess there's another question to be asked. Do you really need them to leave? Are they harming you?
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I would not want Mar's situation in my backyard regardless of whether they were harmless or not.
Will fuck off, again.
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Calgary weather should make most tenters move on soon enough - assuming there is no global warming.
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Lights, Cameras then sprinklers at night should make it a chilly experience for them. Coordingate the attack with the bueinsess that are are also concerned. Make sure they have lights like the sun on them as well.
Maybe work on electrifying your fence perimeter in case they try a counter-attack.
I wonder if you could buy a wasp nest or something to toss in there. that would get them out.