School me on being a Dad

[jwslam]

So if making the human for me was my gift, and she got a push present, then... isn't the present 100% hers and therefore baby is mine, so GTFO?

[ExtraSlow]

No, the vasectomy is for you.

[Buster]

Rule #1

Never point at something outside of the car for your kid.

[tirebob]

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Thanks guys, yea I didn't expect it to be easy/enjoyable, just didn't realize it was like this. Haha.

Nobody knows… until they know… This is the way.

[DonJuan]

Had my baby boy 3 weeks ago and it's just been mayhem at home. The 2.5 year old who I thought was really easy, is so much harder with a newborn around. Getting her to help with the baby seems to be the way. She might be a little advanced for her age as she talks and understands lots so we get her to get us things in other rooms and for the baby and such.
She can even get me a beer from the wine fridge, the wife absolutely loves that, let me tell you.

[Buster]

Two is more than twice as hard as one.

Three is more than twice as hard as two.

[ExtraSlow]

I hear five is the magic number.

[Buster]

I heard that things level off at 4. But we tapped out.

[killramos]

Where does the au pair factor in?

[ExtraSlow]

Yes

[killramos]

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Yes

Sounds about right

[shakalaka]

I think we are good with 1. I liked when the wife herself said, 'one and done'. lol.

Rest I guess, time will tell.

[HiSpec]

Just brought the baby home a week ago. Her day and night sleep pattern are flipped. How long does it usually take to flip/correct it?

[rage2]

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Just brought the baby home a week ago. Her day and night sleep pattern are flipped. How long does it usually take to flip/correct it?

About 22 years when she needs to get a job.

[Buster]

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About 22 years when she needs to get a job.

beat me to it

[killramos]

If you are lucky

[HiSpec]

I am doomed.

[ExtraSlow]

Some kids self correct the sleep patterns. Some don't.

[Darkane]

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Some kids self correct the sleep patterns. Some don't.

Yes. That makes sleep training a nightmare.

If a flipped sleep pattern kid is sleep trained, it can work. But it’s hell getting there for a few nights

[haggis88]

Got a couple things we're getting rid of now the girls are getting bigger - my Kijiji page is here:

https://kijiji.page.link?apn=com.eba...ile%2F82278217

Still some stuff to add as I get permission to sell it and not hoard it