School me on being a Dad

[tha_bandit]

just went through a regression, then a cold, then teething lol

[lasimmon]

My 7 month old is sleeping like a dream. 12 hours like clock work. Sleep training is the shit. There were a couple regressions but he seems to have settled into the routine now. No crying at all at bed time.

[vengie]

Our kid just shy of 2 years is in a massive sleep regression.
Up from 11-2am every night this past week...
He's been an unbelievable sleeper up until this point.

Back to the drawing board.

[BavarianBeast]

10mg Valium seems to work great when I babysit

[bjstare]

Our daughter peed the bed for the first time ever last night. 2 years sleeping without diapers/pull ups and this was her first accident. She didn’t even tell us til lunch time today. Said she got up, cleaned it up (with Kleenex), then went to sleep on the other side of her bed

[killramos]

So let’s be honest…

You let her drink pop didn’t you

[ThePenIsMightier]

How many weeks old?

[JfuckinC]

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Our kid just shy of 2 years is in a massive sleep regression.
Up from 11-2am every night this past week...
He's been an unbelievable sleeper up until this point.

Back to the drawing board.

Haha happened to us too. Same shit. Just keep given’r and it’ll work out again. Waiting for it to happen with our second kid. Should be delightful.

I got the snip Thursday, pretty straight forward, if you’re putting it off just go. Way easier than stressing about having a third kid after a trip to Mexico

[haggis88]

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I got the snip Thursday, pretty straight forward, if you’re putting it off just go. Way easier than stressing about having a third kid after a trip to Mexico

+1

Get a reputable private doctor, don't have an AHS quack do it

[vengie]

If you didn't let Dr. Crouse touch your balls, did you even vasectomy?

[ExtraSlow]

+93 on vasectomy being the greatest gift a man can get himself. Also had Dr Crause.

[haggis88]

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If you didn't let Dr. Crouse touch your balls, did you even vasectomy?

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+93 on vasectomy being the greatest gift a man can get himself. Also had Dr Crause.

Team Crouse

[suntan]

Guy has probably seen every beyonder's penor.

[Darell_n]

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Guy has probably seen every beyonder's penor.

Can confirm. Only the men anyway, not the boys.

[Buster]

I like Cause but he also does circumcision. Which is no bueno. Chopping baby boy's penises is not cool.

[ExtraSlow]

hahaha, didn't we have a circumcision thread once? I swear we did and people got pretty upset about it all.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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hahaha, didn't we have a circumcision thread once? I swear we did and people Buster got pretty upset about it all.

Fixed

[schurchill39]

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We had to re-sleep train our daughter when she hit 2.5. Pretty much the exact same routine as normal sleep training, but with a few extra steps. Routine and consistency were key.

One thing which really helped was purchasing a programmable child's clock that shows the moon when it's bedtime, and lights up when it's time for her to get up. She was really excited to have "her very own clock" and we practiced wake-ups to get her accustomed to it, and reward her wake-up behaviour. Now she goes to bed easy (literally hopping off my lap and putting herself to bed as soon as it's "moon-time") and sleeps the full-night through. If she wakes up early, she'll lay in bed awake and play with her animals until "her clock is green."

My 199 week old daughter LOVES to wake up at like 5:30/6am on weekends but you have to drag her out of bed during the week so we just bought her her own grow clock too. She really loves it and so far it seems to be working for us! My 305 week old son will sleep until 7:30/8am so we are just trying to get her to line up a little better with him. This is the one we got:

https://littlehippo.com/products/mella

[g-m]

I've made a horrible mistake

[bjstare]

So my 3yo boy started biting my 5yo girl as of late. Like he's done it a couple times before, but now it's multiple times per week, sometimes multiple per day. A couple days ago he bit her chest so hard it broke the skin.

How soon is too soon to start beating your kids? Asking for a friend.

edit: do they make hannibal masks in toddler size?