Calgary real estate prospects

[suntan]

Scam should work even better for us slant eyes since we all look alike. BRB selling rage2's house.

[ercchry]

The lawyers are pretty bad too…

-registering 2nd mtg days after funding a maxed out 1st
-not disclosing conflict of interest to client w/private lenders
-virtual signing, no physical ID check, digital signatures
-undertakings that sidestep concerns with closing that they never follow up on

…just to name a few
-releasing holdbacks at time of funding

[suntan]

Which lawyers, they will make my scamming much easier.

[dirtsniffer]

so who's ultimately liable for this?

[suntan]

The current homeowners.

[Buster]

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so who's ultimately liable for this?

probably the lawyer's insurance policy

[ExtraSlow]

Not the realtor, that's for sure!

[Buster]

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Not the realtor, that's for sure!

"sue us? But we're not a fiduciary"

[suntan]

They're a quantum fiduciary.

[ExtraSlow]

Schrodingers fiduciary

[Hallowed_point]

If you can find a realtor legally responsible for anything, I'll gift you a $25 pizza pizza gift card off my fridge.

Teflon Don type energy them realtors.

[you&me]

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If you can find a realtor legally responsible for anything, I'll gift you a $25 pizza pizza gift card off my fridge.

Teflon Don type energy them realtors.

Is that what that is? It certainly isn't BD energy...

[mr2mike]

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Scam should work even better for us slant eyes since we all look alike. BRB selling rage2's house.

Print off his old Driver's License, update the expiry... Half way there.

[TomcoPDR]

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lol this fuckin' place again

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This is sold AS IS! Therefore, we do not think you should have a good look at the inside, outside, or what you are buying in general.

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Ok, that's a legit good location IMO. Not way the fuck far from everything. Your nanny will have a long walk from the c-train station but that's her own faulty for being poor. She can walk the kids to the Trico for recreation and the library for learning, so you don't need to buy her a car. And you can tell the interior is trashed to shit, so you don't need to worry about keeping it clean or anything, and you know your kids will destroy it even more. Good value.

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Love how detailed the description is and the plethora of pictures really add to understanding what you're getting with the property. Foreclosure?

Incredible under a week and off listing. Congrats which ever one of u snapped it up

[ExtraSlow]

Thanks, I couldn't stop myself.

[TomcoPDR]

When the Beyond hottub pool party?

[Power_Of_Rotary]

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Yeah I don’t get this tactic either… like, you have to send the MLS to your lender for approval. Approval is based on income, credit, AND the fucking property

“Oh, look! A tear down! We loving financing undisclosed construction projects!”

How do you know the buyer financed the place? Couldnt it be full cash buy? Is there public data to check the property's outstanding loans?

[muse017]

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If you can find a realtor legally responsible for anything, I'll gift you a $25 pizza pizza gift card off my fridge.

Teflon Don type energy them realtors.

I've had an experience with a realtor from Edmonton try to scam us and his brokerage ended up paying us back.

[JohnnyHockey13]

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I've had an experience with a realtor from Edmonton try to scam us and his brokerage ended up paying us back.

Looks like somebody just won himself a $25 gift card!

[Hallowed_point]

Well done

PM me your address, only trouble is there is no Pizza Pizza in Calgary (got it as a gift from onterrible relatives.)

But wait! You can make a day trip out of it to lovely Penhold (or Banff.)

Alberta
Banff
Fort McMurray
Penhold
SYLVAN LAKE