The white people secret menu MEGA THREAD (split)

[The_Rural_Juror]

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Polygamy?

They let you do it if you are Mormon.

[Disoblige]

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My 2nd wife is going to be an Asian for sure. Jist not sure how to introduce her to my current wife so they get along.

Have another kid. Hire asian nanny who excels at cooking.
Rest is history.


And fuckkk I love perogies. But they gotta be pan fried with lots of onions. None of that boiled crap.

[msommers]

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My 2nd wife is going to be an Asian for sure. Jist not sure how to introduce her to my current wife so they get along.

Move to Airdrie and she will come.

[AndyL]

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And fuckkk I love perogies. But they gotta be pan fried with lots of onions. None of that boiled crap.

Boiled, then fried in butter, carmelized onions, and garlic sausage. Yugoslavian style ftw!

[killramos]

Boiled then fried perogies is correct

[jwslam]

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+1 yes. Exact same thing.

oops was thinking chicken fried chicken

[killramos]

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oops was thinking chicken fried chicken

Are you shitting on fried chicken now?

[jwslam]

No I love that white people cream sauce.

[dirtsniffer]

I prefer my pierogies boiled then fried in butter, combined with bacon and fine grated cheddar for serving.

[max_boost]

I love getting take out to support local but I also love mom’s cooking and super appreciative of it recently because I know once she’s gone I probably won’t have it on the regular. I love the diversity of Canadians. My best friend was polish/Ukrainian.

[bjstare]

Boil perogies, fry in butter and a bit of seasoning salt. Eat with Tabasco (or Franks if your balls haven't dropped yet). Serve with Sausage roasted in sauerkraut and BBQ sauce.

[ExtraSlow]

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I love the diversity of Canadians.

This right here x23,000.

[MalibuStacy]

I am white as white can be, and I love all the foods on this list.

But y'all ferget to mention microwave baked potatoes.

Also, i can feel my arteries restricting from hypertension by just reading this thread...

[The_Rural_Juror]

The microwave is actually the perfect vessel for that.

[Disoblige]

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I prefer my pierogies boiled then fried in butter, combined with bacon and fine grated cheddar for serving.

Yaaaas. Add in fried onions and this is like one of my absolute favorite hangover foods.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Boiled Dinner is a pretty good one, if no one has mentioned that. Is that a thing that's known, around here?



Where everything tastes like ham & cabbage water! But for some reason, it's good.

[killramos]

I feel like the whities haven’t been putting up nearly a good enough fight...

So my poor white man’s food:

Paella Valenciana


Whole chicken broken down, couple links of chorizo. Carrots, Green Pepper, Peas, Onion, Garlic. Shit ton of Pimenton and Azaffran, little rosemary in there. Arborio rice because I was out of Bombas.

Served with Lemon.

“Paired” with a nice Spanish Syrah

[Buster]

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I feel like the whities haven’t been putting up nearly a good enough fight...

So my poor white man’s food:

Paella Valenciana


Whole chicken broken down, couple links of chorizo. Carrots, Green Pepper, Peas, Onion, Garlic. Shit ton of Pimenton and Azaffran, little rosemary in there. Arborio rice because I was out of Bombas.

Served with Lemon.

“Paired” with a nice Spanish Syrah

First, wouldn't that be LatinX cuisine? Or is spanish POCcer here, but not in Europe. Important questions.

Second, don't appropriate culture.

[killramos]

First. Castilian Spanish is white. It’s only the south and Central American blends that are PoC.

Second. Soy Español, de España.

[Buster]

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First. Castilian Spanish is white. It’s only the south and Central American blends that are PoC.

Second. Soy Español.

Don't get all uppity with those special n's.