TEAR YOUR FAMILY APART - Christmas 2023 edition

[Buster]

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Um. Santa doesn’t live in the sky, he lives at the North Pole moron.

Santa delivers his presents FROM THE SKY.

Fuck people.

[suntan]

Looks like a battle between the Santanistas and the Krampusikans.

[SJW]

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Looks like a battle between the Santanistas and the Krampusikans.

QUICK, quit your jobs and go protest downtown.

[arcticcat522]

Santa fills our stockings amd maybe one other small gift....rest from mom/dad/family

[dirtsniffer]

I'll probably get in a couple arguments about the cpp

[max_boost]

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I was never a santa parent.

If I'm not going to let my kids be retardified by believing in one magic man in the sky, why should I encourage them to believe in another one?

Haha buster just savagely crushing little souls

[CompletelyNumb]

I was actually going to ask if anyone here didn't do the Santa lie for their kids and how that worked out in their lives. Do they lie to friends to keep their hopes up?

I have no kids yet, all parents are divorced, I'm tired of keeping track "whose turn is it", so wife and I are going to Mexico this time.

[pheoxs]

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Santa fills our stockings amd maybe one other small gift....rest from mom/dad/family

Santa is a peasant. It’s Intel or bust.

[The_Penguin]

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Santa delivers his presents FROM THE SKY.

Never heard of him.

[arcticcat522]

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Santa is a peasant. It’s Intel or bust.

I see what we did there ^^

[colsankey]

We did buy the switch bundle with Zelda and got each girl a game. Also bought some wrist band controllers and a “steering wheel” set for some mario cart action. This is my first nintendo since I had a Super Nintendo in the 90s, but my buddies tell me a pro controller is a quality of life improvement for many games. And that the OEM nintendo ones beat most of the aftermarket ones, but i haven’t jumped down that rabbit hole yet.

[gmc72]

I plan to bring up Trump and his trial and then sit back and grab some popcorn!!!

[killramos]

I did a “I’m taking the only grandchild to Maui, who wants to come?”

Most of my family is currently friends off

[schurchill39]

13 years ago when I was first starting to see my wife her sister bullied us pretty hard to put a title on it. Now shes doing this non-commital no title thing with her latest beau so I fully intend to do the same thing to her in front of everyone at supper. I know her dad will find it hilarious, her mom and my wife will be a coin flip though. Lets see how it goes.

[ExtraSlow]

I support this.

[gwill]

I asked a family member if she supports hamas... and that took off on a 30 minute tirade.

Told her to stop getting her info from tik tok. That was another 15 minutes.

[ExtraSlow]

That's a good one if you want a real fight.

Can also discuss Eggnog, which is a very polarizing topic. Speaking of which, I need to put spiced rum on my shopping list.

[killramos]

Should you put rum or bourbon in eggnog.

Less controversial. More delicious.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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13 years ago when I was first starting to see my wife her sister bullied us pretty hard to put a title on it. Now shes doing this non-commital no title thing with her latest beau so I fully intend to do the same thing to her in front of everyone at supper. I know her dad will find it hilarious, her mom and my wife will be a coin flip though. Lets see how it goes.

There's two ways to properly introduce this discussion at the dinner table.

1.) "So, are you guys stickin stuff in each other, or what?"
*Big bite of mashed potatoes.

2.) "Hey, I heard you guys are smashing pissers. How's all that going?"
*Big turkey leg chomp.

[88CRX]

Egg nog + spiced rum + shot of coke.

You’re welcome.