School me on being a Dad

[ThePenIsMightier]

Jesus Christ, you'd think this guy used the wrong pronouns at Lilith Fair 2021!!
I'm pretty sure the kids tape books to a tray for 39 minutes of partially uninterrupted peace. Give him a break. I don't think he Upper Deckered the plane toilet and StinkFingered the flight attendant!
LoL!!

[haggis88]

i dealt with 2 hours of whining the other day and him not wanting to be entertained by anything

didn't have any masking tape, but did give him the box of kleenex

wife was raging when she got home and found us both asleep on the couch and the dog playing with the empty tissue box

[Tik-Tok]

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Jesus Christ, you'd think this guy used the wrong pronouns at Lilith Fair 2021!!
I'm pretty sure the kids tape books to a tray for 39 minutes of partially uninterrupted peace. Give him a break. I don't think he Upper Deckered the plane toilet and StinkFingered the flight attendant!
LoL!!

If you've had to deal with the aftermath of a shitty parent on an airplane, you'd be sensitive about the subject matter too.

[suntan]

Ha ha I was on a flight once where a kid cried for the entire 3.5 hour flight.

[bjstare]

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Ha ha I was on a flight once where a kid cried for the entire 3.5 hour flight.

My kid once shrieked in ~5-10 min intervals on the red eye back from hawaii for 5 of the 6 hours.

[ExtraSlow]

Aside from losing containment of bodily fluids, there is nothing that kid can be doing that would offend me if they are being mostly quiet and happy. I'm sure flight attendant agrees.

[killramos]

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My kid once shrieked in ~5-10 min intervals on the red eye back from hawaii for 5 of the 6 hours.

The real way to win is to convince your stay at home wife to go up a few days prior and come home a few days after you with the kids.

Because work emergency or some nonsense.

Then bump yourself to the front and enjoy the trip.

She thinks she is winning getting a few extra days in Hawaii. She isn’t.

[ExtraSlow]

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The real way to win is to convince your stay at home wife to go up a few days prior and come home a few days after you with the kids.

Because work emergency or some nonsense.

Then bump yourself to the front and enjoy the trip.

She thinks she is winning getting a few extra days in Hawaii. She isn’t.

You are wise beyond your years.

[XylathaneGTR]

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If you've had to deal with the aftermath of a shitty parent on an airplane, you'd be sensitive about the subject matter too.

ok Karen.

[FraserB]

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One of the kiddless peeps on beyond once said (without irony) that they have trained their dogs well, so when they have kids their kids will also behave.

It wasn't killy, but someone said it.

Up to a certain age, shouldn’t it be very similar? Keep it fed, keep it mentally stimulated so it doesn’t cause havoc around the house, teach it new things and teach it where to go to the washroom.

You could probably also have a kid root around in a box of crumpled newspaper for treats

[bjstare]

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The real way to win is to convince your stay at home wife to go up a few days prior and come home a few days after you with the kids.

Because work emergency or some nonsense.

Then bump yourself to the front and enjoy the trip.

She thinks she is winning getting a few extra days in Hawaii. She isn’t.

In theory that might work. We go there often enough that I have to bargain to get her there. i.e., my parents fly back here to fly down there with the kids and babysit them on the plane, and bump her to the front.

But, on the other hand, she knows how to use the thermostat and leave the HVAC in the car on auto. It all evens out in the end

[killramos]

We all make our sacrifices

[ThePenIsMightier]

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But, on the other hand, she knows how to use the thermostat and leave the HVAC in the car on auto. It all evens out in the end

Pics of wife using HVAC correctly, plz...

[ercchry]

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Pics of wife using HVAC correctly, plz...

Mine figured out how to use the programable thermostat… the complaining about the home temp sort of just stopped one day… found out why. I’ve gotta password protect it I guess

[JfuckinC]

Dad tip of the day - if your kid wakes up screaming and sweaty hold them pointing away from you....

[03ozwhip]

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Dad tip of the day - if your kid wakes up screaming and sweaty hold them pointing away from you....

Oh fuck yea, them projectiles tho...Hopefully you didn't taste any of it lol

[Buster]

you guys are all suckers for having kids.

[max_boost]

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you guys are all suckers for having kids.

I’m only doing it if she’s hot and her family is rich. So it’s not gonna happen for me lol lol

[JfuckinC]

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Oh fuck yea, them projectiles tho...Hopefully you didn't taste any of it lol

i was a bystander lol wife's hair caught most of it, i cleaned the rest off the floor

[03ozwhip]

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i was a bystander lol wife's hair caught most of it, i cleaned the rest off the floor

Faaaaa. Happened to me just as I was turning him around, got my arm, floor and couch. Burned the couch, sold the house.